State why you'd like to live next door to the poster above you.

Started by Da Rev22 pages

He's a local celebrity.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Bong rips all day long!

because he is a middleaged version of myself

because he's drunk.

Because of his woman.

Because he would replace the neighbor I have now 😖

because I live on a private road with no neighbors.

he can buy me booze!!!!!!

I can buy him booze.

We'd have wild parties

We would kick it "gangsta" style.

Originally posted by Impediment
I can buy him booze.

true dat

he would keep the cops away from me by drawing attention to himself.

Originally posted by Impediment
he would keep the cops away from me by drawing attention to himself.

he would never get followed by cops

is...a badass?

Originally posted by Strangelove
is...a badass?

also knows everything

Because I'd love to devour his children...

Originally posted by Scythe
Because I'd love to devour his children...

dude im 17, i dont have children

I can wait...

I'm 101 years old...

He and I would destroy all living things in a 10 mile radius.

Originally posted by Impediment
He and I would destroy all living things in a 10 mile radius.

he and i would smoke everything in a 10 mile radius