Stab victim 'continued masturbating'

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
'An 94'?

[edit] Oh, I meant "a" 94 .......hahahahaha

Originally posted by Mindship
Ms. Wilson needs to talk to Ms. Bobbit about more effective use of a knife in this situation.

What a sad story.

The kids should have helped him.

I think we should all carry guns.

which would mean that he would have access to a gun as well. great solution!

I think she meant muskets

Apparently his gun was alright out.

HEYYYYYYOOOO!!

THATS NOT FUNNY!!! THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!!!
poor guy just needed help with his penis and he gets stabbed. whats this world coming to?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Wonder if he came.. hmm

good postin'.

Originally posted by Schecter
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html

he must have watched some good porn beforehand

Originally posted by Schecter
THATS NOT FUNNY!!! THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!!!
poor guy just needed help with his penis and he gets stabbed. whats this world coming to?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
he must have watched some good porn beforehand

ah yes, like the funniest joke in the world skit from monty python, except instead of dying laughing, you die wacking off uncontrollably.

then they'd put millions of them in crates and dump them over the middle east.

I'm curious as to which shoulder she stabbed him in.

His masturbation shoulder or the other shoulder and if it was the masturbation shoulder, did he switch to the other shoulder or keep using the stabbed shoulder and if it was the shoulder not in use, did he switch to the unused stabbed shoulder just to show that he was hardcore and not giving in and in what manner was he masturbating outside? Did he job drawers and go to town out in the public b/c he could have gotten in legal trouble for doing that.

Did she stab him in front of her child? Why not push him out of the bathroom? How big is your house where you are not aware of him rolling around having a masturbation marathon up and down and around your house until he enters the bathroom? Why wasn't the door locked anyway?

When he entered the bathroom and saw her bathing the child, did he just stand there and continue doing it? Did he hop in the shower since it says she stabbed him in the shower? Did he attempt to leave and then she accosted him? What was the little girls reaction to it all? Had she seen a penis before? What's the little girl's condition now?

Horrible Mother. When you let a drugged up friend into your home where you have naked kids in unlocked bathrooms being bathed, you're just asking for Exhibitionism.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Instead of stabbing him she should of helped him out so he would cum quicker.

i agree

Originally posted by Devil King
I'm not sure, but I'm thinking there was a better way to handle it. Was there really a need to stab him? Not once, but twice?

Originally posted by Schecter
i respect his persistence and determination

Yes but did he finish the job? They don't say.

god i hope so. he sure earned it.

And then some.

Originally posted by Schecter
i respect his persistence and determination

Originally posted by Schecter
http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/stab-victim-continued-masturbating/2007/06/20/1182019174853.html

This reminds of a story that occured in Alaska about 5 years. A polar bear was attempting to mate with an archery target (a life-sized polar bear), and was still humping the large stuffed polar bear after being hit with over 15 arrows. The bear finally bled to death.

Nothing can stop a man/bear/any kind of male who's determined to shoot his load.