Best Inventions EVER

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is Beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

So after Beer what do you think are the next best inventions?

chocolate bars 😄

nuclier bomb....hehe J/k......heineken!

Heineken falls in the Beer section, pleas think of another and give a good reason why it should be included.

we're talking about BEST inventions!

And Beer is THE best, whatever brand it is. There has to be differing brands for differing tastes.

videogames, starting with Pong

heineken is a great invention..simply because its the best beer in the world!!

Thomas, you're not getting this are you?

and ended with mortal pong

best invention.....some time ago i would've been tented to say electricity...but naah

Headphones

television

Television's a good un'.

Too bad nothing good ever comes on

Just like you never listen to anything good on your headphones.

Women are the best invention ever.

God did a good job with them.

I love the ladies. Mmm, mmm, mmm.

A very distant second, is alcohol.

omg ppl...the best invention ever is obviously, duh, computers/internet..without a computer with internet access u wouldnt be on this forum, ud be at home talking to urself 🙄

Or your real friends.

I still say ladies is the best invention.

:rrolleyes: i wouldnt be able to live without computer/internet access..but i think i just changed my mind...the greatest thing ever invented (in my opinion) is--do i even have to say it?