What if Mary Jane had been shot?

Would he be more furious about her being shot than he is about Aunt May getting shot?

Yeah cause he wouldn't be getting any ;S

How do we know he isn't getting any from Aunt May?

Think about that 😈 😘

You need help my friend lol.

Aint Dr Ock already tapped her old booty anyway.

I think so...Aunt May did later give birth to a baby octopus, I think her and Ock were gonna get married but Spider-man stopped it from happening

Originally posted by steverules
I think so...Aunt May did later give birth to a baby octopus, I think her and Ock were gonna get married but Spider-man stopped it from happening

LOL with the stranger things that have happened to Spiderman and Aunt May over the years that is a highly believable scenario 💃

Indeed😄...in reality uncle Ben is actually a banana dressed as a human

I alway's had my doubts about that Uncle Ben he's a right crafty beggar. I mean what kind of normal person stands there smiling while there being car jacked.

George Bush 😖hifty:

MJ getting shot.

jawdrop

I would love to see peters raction if it happened

Oh well there's always black cat or he could dig up gwen stacey to keep him company.

Next issue: Spider-man makes out With a corpse and then makes sweet, hot and steamy love to the corpse...of GWEN STACY!

Originally posted by steverules
Next issue: Spider-man makes out With a corpse and then makes sweet, hot and steamy love to the corpse...of GWEN STACY!

He first rips off MJ boobs and keeps them as suveniers.

After he's dug her out of her grave

Originally posted by steverules
After he's dug her out of her grave

Coincidentally, he sees doc ock digging up Aunt Mays grave. 😖hifty:

I can see it now

OCK: Why are you digging up your wifes grave?
PETER: Why are you digging up my Aunts Grave
OCK: Uhm...scientific experiment *ahem* You?
PETER: Uhm yer...me too *ahem*
OCK: Right then well uhm...I shall be on my way with your Aunt's corpse, good day to you sir.
PETER: Uh yer...good day to you...sir....uhm...wouldn't happe n to have a spare pair of pink had cuffs would you.
OCK: Uhm yes I do, use them to uhm...stop the monkeys escaping from the lab...and nothing else

Originally posted by steverules
I can see it now

OCK: Why are you digging up your wifes grave?
PETER: Why are you digging up my Aunts Grave
OCK: Uhm...scientific experiment *ahem* You?
PETER: Uhm yer...me too *ahem*
OCK: Right then well uhm...I shall be on my way with your Aunt's corpse, good day to you sir.
PETER: Uh yer...good day to you...sir....uhm...wouldn't happe n to have a spare pair of pink had cuffs would you.
OCK: Uhm yes I do, use them to uhm...stop the monkeys escaping from the lab...and nothing else

All of a sudden, when ock opens the car door, peter catches a glimps of Jarvis with no clothes all tied up and handcuffed to the door with ducktape covering his mouth...

Ock realises Peter has little Timmy in his car asking when Peter was taking him to candy land to give him some of his Jesus juice

This is such a great thread it should be made twice... by the same person none the less thumbsupdur

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