Originally posted by Newjak
I'm still waiting for those words to be mentioned.Thor: Hello my good Friend Tony Much has seemingly changed since my absence.
Tony: Yeah you have no idea
Thor: So what has transpired
Tony: Well we kind of had this Civil War between people who were for Superhero registration and those who weren't.
Thor: I see well I hope all things turned out for the better so tell me what happened.
Tony: well I kind of built an army out of Supervillains, Cloned you into some freak Cyborg thing, and oh yeah Capt died because some people shot him while in custody after we beat him.
Thor: What did you say? I cant hear you speak up.
Tony: I said...well I kind of built an army out of Supervillains, Cloned you into some freak Cyborg thing, and oh yeah Capt died because some people shot him while in custody after we beat him.
Thor: ....
Tony: Are you ok Thor?
Thor: Ironman
Tony: Yes Thor
Thor: Prepare to Verily have Thy Ass handed to Thee
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Instead it will be more like.
Thor: So what has transpired?
Tony: Well we kind of had this Civil War between people who were for Superhero registration and those who weren't.
Thor: I see well I hope all things turned out for the better so tell me what happened.
Tony:well I kind of built an army..... *Tony looks at the floor*....out of Supervillains, Cloned you into some freak Cyborg thing, and oh yeah Capt died because some people shot him while in custody after we beat him.
Thor: What did you say? I cant hear you speak up.
Tony: *Tony still avoiding eye contact* I said...well I kind of built an army out of Supervillains,..... Cloned you into some freak Cyborg thing,..... and oh yeah Capt died....... because some people shot him...... while in custody after ........we beat him. Oh yeah and Black Goliath died....because your clone killed him. *gulps*
Thor: ....
Tony:*starts to look up slowly* Are you ok Thor?
Thor: Ironman
Tony: Yes Thor
Thor: Prepare to Verily have Thy Ass handed to Thee
Tony: ..ohhhhh ****
Originally posted by Mider999
i do 🙂 why shouldnt they remeber it thor only left marvel for a time cause of that very event
Ok well if they still remember thats good escape clause.
Tony: Didnt you kill Cap as well?
Thor: Well...yeah.
Tony: Exactly dont get holy than thou on me. I was just trying my best to make good of a crap situation.
Ok heres another script. Im bored so what the hell...
Tony: Thor, my buddy, my pal!!! Im so pleased to see you. C'mere give me a big hug.
Thor: .....Er ok sure.....im pleased to see you to. 😕
Tony: Guess what I got you? I got you a crate of you favourite mead!
Thor: Er thanks.......why you being so nice?
Tony: What? innocent Were Avengers we go way back dont we? *does fake punches to Thors stomache* Now anyway....you enjoy the mead i'll be right back in a second.
*goes outside the room and dials his mobile*
Tony: Hello? Yes this is Tony speaking is Dolph Lundgren there? Right i'll hold on.....yeah Dolph ive got a bit of a situtaion here. You know that plan we talked about well Thor turned up sooner than I thought I need you to impersonate Cap now. What....I dont care who you're banging chuck her out!!! Listen....if he finds out im indirectly responsible for Caps death I aint gonna be Tony Starks no more, Im gonna be Tony Sparks. Hes gonna light my ass up! Now look I know you're getting on a bit just put some moisturiser on and you'll be fine, hes as thick as two short planks and hes gonna be drunk as hell, so dont worry. Look stop b*tching I dont have enough money or time to make a Cap clone. Now im paying you bigtime get your ass down here now!
*hangs up mobile*
Tony: Thor!! *big cheesy grin* Yeah Caps coming over in a sec. I was wondering after you've had a chat wether you could go to the Shiar Empire for me........
Originally posted by Alfheim😆
Ok heres another script. Im bored so what the hell...Tony: Thor, my buddy, my pal!!! Im so pleased to see you. C'mere give me a big hug.
Thor: .....Er ok sure.....im pleased to see you to. 😕
Tony: Guess what I got you? I got you a crate of you favourite mead!
Thor: Er thanks.......why you being so nice?
Tony: What? innocent Were Avengers we go way back dont we? *does fake punches to Thors stomache* Now anyway....you enjoy the mead i'll be right back in a second.
*goes outside the room and dials his mobile*
Tony: Hello? Yes this is Tony speaking is Dolph Lundgren there? Right i'll hold on.....yeah Dolph ive got a bit of a situtaion here. You know that plan we talked about well Thor turned up sooner than I thought I need you to impersonate Cap now. What....I dont care who you're banging chuck her out!!! Listen....if he finds out im indirectly responsible for Caps death I aint gonna be Tony Starks no more, Im gonna be Tony Sparks. Hes gonna light my ass up! Now look I know you're getting on a bit just put some moisturiser on and you'll be fine, hes as thick as two short planks and hes gonna be drunk as hell, so dont worry. Look stop b*tching I dont have enough money or time to make a Cap clone. Now im paying you bigtime get your ass down here now!
*hangs up mobile*
Tony: Thor!! *big cheesy grin* Yeah Caps coming over in a sec. I was wondering after you've had a chat wether you could go to the Shiar Empire for me........