Funny Chat Room Quotes (Full of LOLs, LMAOs, and ROFLs)

I'll pin it wherever I want! oh......

roflz.

Originally posted by BakaXero
Mist the wang lover

😂 A respectable title.

Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone

Originally posted by Barker
Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone

Originally posted by Roulette
I'll pin it wherever I want! oh......

roflz.

😂 A respectable title.

Bet you would, pervert disgust

Originally posted by Barker
Mist and wang, sitting in a jock strap. herbnone

Mankini herbvin

Originally posted by Mišt
Bet you would, pervert disgust

Luff you droolio

<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

I just cleaned my shoes and you got drool on them ermmad

Back to the kitchen with you wife

Originally posted by Secretus
<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Originally posted by Mišt
I just cleaned my shoes and you got drool on them ermmad

Back to the kitchen with you wife

Times have changed! You are my b*tch ^-^

Originally posted by Secretus
<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Originally posted by Roulette
Times have changed! You are [b]my b*tch ^-^ [/B]

oh weep

Originally posted by BakaXero
that must be a group of kmc members.

Im thinking probably non Australians 13

Originally posted by Mišt
oh weep

petpet You'll get used to it. Man oh man, I've been online for...I dunno, a bagillion hours now...pretty sure I'll fall if I try to get out of this chair. jksafkhdfjkdfh brain meltidge.

You should just stay and sleep here, I wont try to molest you while you sleep or anything touched

Originally posted by Mišt
You should just stay and sleep here, I wont try to molest you while you sleep or anything touched

Oh you touched so full of schweetness....I think I'll sleep with one eye open though....y'know...just incase lookaround

In case someone tries to molest me while Im not molesting you, good idea detective

Originally posted by Mišt
In case someone tries to molest me while Im not molesting you, good idea detective

Fanks...I think ahead vin

My face hurts.

Sorry, I punched you 🙁

Im off to bed sleepy Later wavey

Bastardo weep

Nights, Misty hug

(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the ****ing skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little **** he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “****! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! ****!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m ****ING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****ed up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the **** she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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