I feel like...

Started by Slay3 pages

I feel like...

... Danish blue cheese.

I feel like a Barker Juice and a Barkdog from Barkdonald's, then maybe a Thornburger from Thorncastle, I heard those were ok jockey

I feel like killing something that reminds me of Danish Blue Cheese.

Originally posted by Da Rev
I feel like killing something that reminds me of Danish Blue Cheese.

Bloigen's underwear?

Yes ma'am.

Hmm, its got the smell...but the taste is more like Feta tongue_ss

Originally posted by Mišt
Hmm, its got the smell...but the taste is more like Feta tongue_ss
It is good tongue_ss

If you were to milk the goat in Scythe's sig, and then make cheese out of it, would you get evil feta? haermm

Originally posted by Da Rev
It is good tongue_ss

Kidding, I've never tried it, you sick pervert nahuh

Originally posted by Slay
If you were to milk the goat in Scythe's sig, and then make cheese out of it, would you get evil feta? haermm
I doubt it. The image was altered haermm
Originally posted by Mišt
Kidding, I've never tried it, you sick pervert nahuh
Neither have I. *cough*

Originally posted by Da Rev
I doubt it. The image was altered haermm Neither have I. *cough*

Ok I lied, there was this one time at band camp..

Originally posted by Mišt
Ok I lied, there was this one time at band camp..
You are one pathetic loser.

No offense.

Originally posted by Da Rev
I doubt it. The image was altered haermm

Haha, don't be silly, you can't alter pictures. haermm

Originally posted by Da Rev
You are one pathetic loser.

No offense.

Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Originally posted by Slay
Haha, don't be silly, you can't alter pictures. haermm
With such programs as Adobe Photoshop, you can do whatever you want. n00b haermm
Originally posted by Mišt
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
I got worms.

Beg your pardon

I got worms. Thats what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in Worm farms. You know? Like ant farms.

Look at us go! We're zooming!

I told you! We're hauling ass!

We're hauling ass! All righty!

Guess what I got back there..

You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!

Originally posted by Da Rev
With such programs as Adobe Photoshop, you can do whatever you want. n00b haermm

Can you make a Café Macchiato (extra cream, no sugar) with it? haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Look at us go! We're zooming!

I told you! We're hauling ass!

We're hauling ass! All righty!

Guess what I got back there..

You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!


Am I too late ? Look I won a coin, a gold coin! Oh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room, what a beautiful room, have you seen this room?

Yes! We're in it!

Originally posted by Slay
Can you make a Café Macchiato (extra cream, no sugar) with it? haermm
No. Thats a gay drink, anyway haermm

Originally posted by Da Rev
I got worms. Thats what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in Worm farms. You know? Like ant farms.

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! haermm
Originally posted by Da Rev
No. Thats a gay drink, anyway haermm
Don't judge. haermm

Originally posted by Slay
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! haermm

For future reference, please keep your posts to a 3 line minimum. Otherwise I start to lose interest. haermm