Originally posted by SlayWith such programs as Adobe Photoshop, you can do whatever you want. n00b haermm
Haha, don't be silly, you can't alter pictures. haermm
Originally posted by MištI got worms.
Mary... I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
Beg your pardon
I got worms. Thats what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in Worm farms. You know? Like ant farms.
Originally posted by Mišt
Look at us go! We're zooming!I told you! We're hauling ass!
We're hauling ass! All righty!
Guess what I got back there..
You just told me. Ass! We're hauling ass!
Yes! We're in it!
Originally posted by SlayNo. Thats a gay drink, anyway haermm
Can you make a Café Macchiato (extra cream, no sugar) with it? haermm
Originally posted by Da Rev
I got worms. Thats what we're gonna call it. We're gonna specialize in Worm farms. You know? Like ant farms.
Originally posted by Da RevDon't judge. haermm
No. Thats a gay drink, anyway haermm
Originally posted by Slay
Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's ****** Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques! haermm
For future reference, please keep your posts to a 3 line minimum. Otherwise I start to lose interest. haermm