Yell lyrics at the person above you!

I'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat or Fred Flintstone driving around on both feet!

Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Couse At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario

Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about

😐

I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic
To Send My Rhymes Out To All Nations
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communications

and your mom took away your best porno mag vin

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear.

Cold chillin' in the spot - and she won't stop
She'll do what's best just to reach the top
She studies real hard - all night she'll cram
In school she majors in advanced Def Jam

It's for better or worse, between you and me, when I rock the mic so viciously.

And on the cool check in
Center stage on the mic
And we're puttin' it on wax
It's the new style

I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beach down at Club Med

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder

Your pop caught you smoking and he said, "No Way!"

I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky

That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.

My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

YOU GOTTA FIGHT!!!!

FOR YOUR RIGHT!!!!

Fresh dressed 'cause I shop at Models
Deep in Brooklyn I ride the elevated trains
Used to ride the D to beat the morning bell
At Edward R. Morrow out on Ave L

A

I'm pretty sure that say that in one of their songs 😛

strap on your ear goggles and go go go

Well it's the taking of Pablum 1, 2, 3

If you want a doo-doo rhyme, then come see me.