My Parakeet Petey

Started by Röland2 pages

My Parakeet Petey

It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.

Yeah?

He's dead.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?

His head fell off.

herbeyes

I wonder what the band Fall Out Boy will do now...

Originally posted by Scythe
I wonder what the band Fall Out Boy will do now...

Die. Hopefully.

Oh good.

You should light them on fire and watch while eating an infant.

Originally posted by Röland
You should light them on fire and watch while eating an infant.

Mmm, BBQ...

Originally posted by Scythe
Mmm, BBQ...

Baby BBQ? herbeyes

Re: My Parakeet Petey

Originally posted by Röland
It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.

Yeah?

He's dead.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?

His head fell off.

herbeyes

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Damn, those Jim Carrey movies are my all time favorites!!! 😍

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Where di you get those?

I got them when we filled up.

We are supposed to talk about all expendures, Lloyd. We are on a very tight budget.

This didn't come out of our travel fund.

Oh.

Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.

Where did you get 25 extra bucks?

I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.

The blind kid?

Yeah, ha ha, yeah.

What did you sell him Lloyd?

Stuff.

What kind of stuff?

I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, *cough* Petey.

Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

Harry, I took care of it...

Pretty bird, yeah can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah, pretty bird. Polly want a cracker?

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herbvin

Originally posted by mitchum
Where di you get those?

I got them when we filled up.

We are supposed to talk about all expendures, Lloyd. We are on a very tight budget.

This didn't come out of our travel fund.

Oh.

Yeah, I was able to raise 25 extra bucks before we left.

Where did you get 25 extra bucks?

I sold some stuff, to Billy in 4-C.

The blind kid?

Yeah, ha ha, yeah.

What did you sell him Lloyd?

Stuff.

What kind of stuff?

I don't know, a few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, *cough* Petey.

Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!

Harry, I took care of it...

Pretty bird, yeah can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yeah, pretty bird. Polly want a cracker?

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I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND I LOVE JIM CARREY 😍 😮

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Originally posted by Selina*Starfire
I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND I LOVE JIM CARREY 😍 😮

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My thread has been infested. etc.

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With the HIV?

Originally posted by Selina*Starfire
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Don't mind me.

PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BARKERS

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