The Epic Thread

sly

So I was thinking today: "What can I do in the OTF to make some Magic Happen?"

....So I went through many ideas.... Movies about Barker and Thorin making babies that might just have infested the worlds water system with anthrax and pokejuice. Or maybe a photoshopped image of Mist making out with himself with Ronny laughing in the background while Kramer licks her neck.

Now... After that last mental image I had to order a pizza, so.... I got up to do it and realized I had no money from ordering pizza the night before, so I just got a slice of that and microwaved it... And while waiting for the 35 Second nuked pizza to come alive.. my BESTEST idea came into sight.

This is how my sextrain of thoughts went:

Pizza>Microwave>Sterile>Virgins>Sex>Firsttime>Epic

Okay so... I was like "EPICC!!!!" .... Yes I did scream Epic... I think my dog is scared of me now...

So I ran upstairs as fast as I could (Damn my pizza is still downstairs in the microwave) and started typing on my computer, only to get swayed away to look at some girl on girl action... Yes, that's porn for you nerds out there.

So finally after a little bit of..

So I got back to thread making, and just started typing this thread up, which started with something like "sly So I was thinking earlier..." Or some shit like that, I can't remember...

What goes into an Epic thread you ask Strangelove? Well let me tell you...

Lots of Alcohol
Lots of Porn
Lots of Epicness-ness

Oh, and don't forget Domo-kun...

Or... Vincent Valentine....

And Mist, Barker, Roland, Strangles, Dusty, Thorin, Maynard, Mitch and Ken... And.... Everyone else who's name I didn't see in the last 5 minutes.

Anyway... This thread is alot more epic then any other thread
(Except Sex Party, and Kiss Me Thread)

So.. You know I love you KMC right?

Get Epic-ing away... I demand it..

vincent

PS: Going to see Rise Against in concert on Saterday
YouTube video

vincent

PSS: I'm buying a Chocolate Cellphone tommorow... Give me your Info and I'll add you onto it... Then text you annoyingly through the day or call you..

vincent

1st post! w00t

Awesome thread.

Magic doesn't happen only Pitt Happens jr_disgust

I see no mention of illicit drugs.

I wasn't mentioned so you fail. 31jockey

Originally posted by Impediment
I see no mention of illicit drugs.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I wasn't mentioned so you fail. 31jockey

Haven't talked to you in months.. You shut me out of your life 13

Originally posted by Impediment
I see no mention of illicit drugs.

I mentioned Pizza sly

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Magic doesn't happen only Pitt Happens jr_disgust

I r teh scardezorz

Did no such thing, I kiss your life size cutout each night before bed still. cryoh

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I mentioned Pizza sly

Very true. 😬

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did no such thing, I kiss your life size cutout each night before bed still. cryoh

Awww I forgive you *cuddles* hug

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Very true. 😬

Very Veery True Sir euro

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Awww I forgive you *cuddles* hug

But do I forgive you?!?! nahuh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did no such thing, I kiss your life size cutout each night before bed still. cryoh

I thought I was the only one who does that. 😕

Originally posted by silver_tears
But do I forgive you?!?! nahuh

Better mhm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought I was the only one who does that. 😕

haermm

That pizza had better have some magic mushrooms. naughty

Originally posted by Impediment
That pizza had better have some [b]magic mushrooms. naughty [/B]

Sorry, none of that.

Only Pittshrooms.

Pittshrooms are good, too. ✅

DONT BUY A CHOCOLATEnuts

they suck assnuts