So...

Started by Strangelove2 pages

Men: We're just perverts all the time.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Men: We're just perverts all the time.
Damn feminists....

A snake mated with the apple Adam and Eve picked from the tree...

Ew, they ate Snake jizz!

Re: So...

Originally posted by ~KoK!~
So a few weeks ago, I was at my girlfriends house, right? And I'm in teh bathroom, and I'm kinda horny, so I start whacking off. My girlfriend opens teh door. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before slamming the door.

So today, I go to her house to surprise her. Her mom says "She's probably upstairs in her bedroom." So I go up there, open teh door, and I see her lying on the bed, masturbating. She sees me, gasps, and calls me a pervert before I back out of the room and close the door.

There's no justice in this world....


😂

Originally posted by Scythe
A snake mated with the apple Adam and Eve picked from the tree...

Ew, they ate Snake jizz!

That's so nasty.