Aquaman vs Superman (This time it's serious)

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Aquaman vs Superman (This time it's serious)

Ok so imma gonna keep it short..Aquaman has what it takes to beat Superman...Yeah f*ck it i said it....Aquaman can beat motherf*cking Superman..you know why? Because Arthur got style ..He got style and he's a king so he get's all the chicks ...Clark's just a big dumb alien that wears his underwear over his pants and got killed by a monkey from outerspace..I think in a all-out-full-power-non-bullshit fight Aquaman can take clark...He can take Clark and after he wiped Clark's tear's of his boots he'll go get drunk with Green Lantern and after that go boem shakalaka on Lois ass i'f you know what i mean 😉
F*ck Superman i spit in his face *gorl spit*
The character is a disgrace and Aquaman is the right man to eliminate him ones and for all...

😎

Superman destroys the entire planet Aquaman is on

Supes uses his stinky breath and lows him into the wind.

Re: Aquaman vs Superman (This time it's serious)

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so imma gonna keep it short..Aquaman has what it takes to beat Superman...Yeah f*ck it i said it....Aquaman can beat motherf*cking Superman..you know why? Because Arthur got style ..He got style and he's a king so he get's all the chicks ...Clark's just a big dumb alien that wears his underwear over his pants and got killed by a monkey from outerspace..I think in a all-out-full-power-non-bullshit fight Aquaman can take clark...He can take Clark and after he wiped Clark's tear's of his boots he'll go get drunk with Green Lantern and after that go boem shakalaka on Lois ass i'f you know what i mean 😉
F*ck Superman i spit in his face *gorl spit*
The character is a disgrace and Aquaman is the right man to eliminate him ones and for all...

😎

supes

What's Aquaman gonna do? Even a fart from Supes' would destroy Aquaman.

Originally posted by golem370
Superman destroys the entire planet Aquaman is on

I dont think that he have the power to do this but superman would win.

Originally posted by carver9
I dont think that he have the power to do this but superman would win.

He just has to smash into it at near lightspeed

Aquaman can take Supes 3/10 thanks to his magical weaponry/hand

Originally posted by grey fox
Aquaman can take Supes 3/10 thanks to his magical weaponry/hand

But can he react fast enough to use it effectively before he loses?

Originally posted by charlemagne9746
What's Aquaman gonna do? Even a fart from Supes' would destroy Aquaman.

What is it with you and Superman's farts? I agree they would be devastating but they just don't play a role in any of his fights.

Superman near light-speed punch for the win, underpants on the outside or otherwise.

supes wins

Jubilee wins. 😄

Originally posted by Tak
Jubilee wins. 😄

is an xmen

Originally posted by Endless Mike
He just has to smash into it at near lightspeed

But he can only move at 2000 Miles per second. 😐

Couldn't Aquaman take Supes out with TP?

Couldn't Aquaman take Supes out with TP?

If despero couldn't Aquaman can't

Aquaman is a loser/rip off of the Sub-Mariner!

Originally posted by basilisk
What is it with you and Superman's farts? I agree they would be devastating but they just don't play a role in any of his fights.

Superman near light-speed punch for the win, underpants on the outside or otherwise.

I just bring up his farts when Supes is pitted against someone multitudes of power levels beneath him. There is nothing Aquaman can really do to Supes without PIS.

Originally posted by Rorschach
But he can only move at 2000 Miles per second. 😐

Oh please, don't give me that crap. You've even posted plenty of scans showing Superman going lightyears in minutes. 😆

Originally posted by colonelf40
Aquaman is a loser/rip off of the Sub-Mariner!

Aquaman was before the Sub-Mariner, so its the other way around. Except Sub-Mariner is a lot cooler.