You know what's ghey?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Barler? sly

That's what Barker calls himself when he's surrounded by women's clothing and...well you know the rest. 131wank

I got my ID. The old lady at the counter saw my birth certificate and was like "Italia? That's Italy isn't it?" and I was like "Ummm, yeah.". Then she asked me where I was born even though she had my f*cking birth certificate in front of her, lol. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's what Barker calls himself when he's surrounded by women's clothing and...well you know the rest. 131wank

Originally posted by Strangelove
Oh do I shockno

Thorrin has a tape of it, I hear he does strange things with it. sly

Originally posted by Kram3r
Thorrin has a tape of it, I hear he does strange things with it. sly

Originally posted by Strangelove
Like......REWIND IT?!?!?! shock

That's one way of putting it. sly

I made a tape once, watched by millions on the internet.....it featured Paris Hilton sly

Originally posted by Mišt
I made a tape once, watched by millions on the internet.....it featured me dressed as Paris Hilton sly

Say what now? sly

Kram3r made a tape once, but it was just him masturbating to a photo of Jeff Buckleyhaermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Kram3r made a tape once, but it was just him masturbating to a photo of Jeff Buckleyhaermm

I prefer to call it Buckley's buckets of Kram3r coming to town. It's a long title, I know. haermm

Shame the 'content' wasnt 'long', ya get me? Eh? EH? Penis size lolz haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Shame the 'content' wasnt 'long', ya get me? Eh? EH? Penis size lolz haermm

Didn't you read the label?

WARNING: THE PENIS IN THIS FILM IS LARGER THAN IT APPEARS

haermm