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Originally posted by Red Spartan
Did you just verbally Rick Roll us?

we're no strangers to love
you know the rules and so do I
A full commitment is what I'm thinking of
you wouldn't get this from any other guy evillaugh

I'm a metal head so that can't affect me

the song its stuck in my head firefirefireph

someone blow my brains out 🙁

Now you see where my immunities lie. haha

I need you immunities shock

even if it means I'll have to take your blood vampire

I'm used to losing it by now... damn mosquitos..

I love mosquitos they always choose to bite me instead of any one else

I have like some kind of freakin' government mosquitos beacon or something because they get me and no one else.

me too 😱

We need to team up to kill all mosquitos

absolutely. mosquitos are the worst little bastards around. besides squirrels...

Join The Cause! Fight The Rodents!

Originally posted by JaccTheRipper
absolutely. mosquitos are the worst little bastards around. besides squirrels...

Join The Cause! Fight The Rodents!

That site made my day.

Have you ever been a victim of squirrel violence and/or mischief? Ever swerve your car to avoid street frolicking squirrels and crash or nearly crash your vehicle? Did you miss your favorite television program because a bushy tailed squirrel spawn of satan chewed through your cable wire? Have you ever been hit squarely in the forehead by an acorn that was lobbed by a squirrel? If you answered yes to any of these questions you are a victim of squirrel related violence and you have come to the right place for anti squirrel supporters!

And it's continually making it. o_O

Fact 1: Squirrels deliberately try to make drivers crash their vehicles by suddenly running across the street. Most people slam on the breaks and/or swerve their car erratically in such scenarios. It's a natural reaction and Squirrels know and exploit this, especially on wet or frozen roads. Other people just prefer to run right over them.

Ask yourself the following questions: 'Is avoiding a squirrel who is running across the highway worth swerving to avoid and in the process dying in a fireball explosion as my car skids off the pavement and plummets into a 2000 foot deep chasm of doom?' Is a squirrel's life worth slamming on the brakes on an icy road, sliding out of control and violently hitting a telephone pole causing me to get ejected from my car and then sailing headfirst into a random pool of acid, rendering me, well, dead to be quite frank with myself?'

I don't think so!

Ask yourself, the next time you get behind the wheel of your car, 'Is avoiding a lowly squirrel worth jerking my steering wheel in a spastic manner, causing my vehicle to careen onto a railroad track resulting in a head-on collision with a freight train, somehow travelling at a rate of 200 miles per hour, my vehicle folding around me, violently pulverized me into a sickening cloud of red mist and chunks of flesh and bone fragments?'

This isn't rocket science, folks. The bottom line: Don't risk your life to avoid a squirrel that doesn't belong on any street or highway to begin with! (Unless it's dead of course.)

glad i could help... it's the best site i've ever found for when you're having a bad day... really picks up your mood in a bad situation...

Originally posted by JaccTheRipper
absolutely. mosquitos are the worst little bastards around. besides squirrels...

Join The Cause! Fight The Rodents!

😂

Oh, annnnd for future reference, I'll be a bit quiet for the next two weeks. So will Darth Extecute 🥷 😄

Originally posted by JaccTheRipper
absolutely. mosquitos are the worst little bastards around. besides squirrels...

Join The Cause! Fight The Rodents!

too bad thats not a mosquito fighting cause mhm

Join the real cause! lets show those SOBs evillaugh

My, my I've missed so much...

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Oh, annnnd for future reference, I'll be a bit quiet for the next two weeks. So will Darth Extecute 🥷 😄

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Wait.

Originally posted by K Tragedy
My, my I've missed so much...

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Wait.

Woah, talk about some bad advice there. xD

Yeah really, Kim.

SHHH.

BE SAFE. <_<

BUMP FOR THE HORDE!!!