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Started by C. C. Cowgirl331 pages
Originally posted by Arcade Fire
Name: Arthur Jackson
Nick Name(s): AJ (Or Mr. Fist, or Baller Man 3000, or Jackson the Ripper, or Arthur from that children's show, or *** man, or fatzo, or fat bastard, or Samwise, or Emperor Palpatine, or MC Hammer)
Age: 13
Sex: Shemale
Location: My address is 1069 Sex Dr. and I live in Idaho
Likes: Double chins, a 52nd chromosome, pillow-fights between two pillows, and sexy parties.
Dislikes: lfksjalkt5rjneakl
Looks: Check my profile... I'll take a hatless picture once my hair grows in more.

I love lfksjalkt5rjneakl mhm

I am so disappointed with you cry

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]I love lfksjalkt5rjneakl mhm

I am so disappointed with you cry [/B]

Tssh, whatev. mhm

lfksjalkt5rjneakl is for trash urchins and low-quality whores.

That will not go forgotten weep

Good, go cry yourself to sleep!

(I hope this doesn't change anything between us. 😄)

EVERYTHING! 😠

lfksjalkt5rjneakl is my life mhm

Well, good, then. I hope you go bald!

You do not! You know you find me attractive with hair 😇

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]You do not! You know you find me attractive with hair 😇 [/B]

You got that right, s3xy.

(I don't even know what you look like. 😐)

Your loss! 🪩

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Your loss! 🪩 [/B]

Damn it!

I hate myself now. I'm going to go slit my wrists until blood circulation to my hands is completely severed, then I'll let myself bleed while I spend my last moments of life looking for a photo of you in the "What do you look like?" thread.

Of course, if anyone was that desperate, they would have fallen for this person:

...

*Gazes dreamily into his eyes*

Maybe his personality is great 😄

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]EVERYTHING! 😠

lfksjalkt5rjneakl is my life mhm [/B]

Seriously, I take lfksjalkt5rjneakl every morning. 🙁

And I love you for it hug

You take lubrication lotion every morning? Don't you mean you use it?

This hurt.. a LOT.

Here's one of a few more pics that I'll post up of me. I won't post anymore of my son because somejust told me aboout an Amber Alert that happened because of the internet.

Hey Ordained, is it alright if I call you "home dawg"? XD

Why? What does it mean?

Originally posted by Arcade Fire
You take lubrication lotion every morning? Don't you mean you use it?

He takes lfksjalkt5rjneakl mhm

Originally posted by Red Spartan
This hurt.. a LOT.

hug

Originally posted by Ordained
Here's one of a few more pics that I'll post up of me. I won't post anymore of my son because somejust told me aboout an Amber Alert that happened because of the internet.

I hope I get to see your kid one day anyway, but since I have no idea what an Amber Alert is, I will just shut up 😄

You are cute for not having hair, Ordained 😊

Originally posted by Ordained
Why? What does it mean?

It's a term of endearment between black people. Of course, I'm not black, I'm Indian. But you're half Native American! Columbus mistook Native Americans for Indians, so that's gotta count for something.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]He takes lfksjalkt5rjneakl mhm[/b]

lfksjalkt5rjneakl is lubrication lotion, f00.