How I met Bardock

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, not necessarily a pineapple. More...like a fish, you know?

Ahh, yes. Fish. Fish that taste fishy. I like. I very yes like. Soy maynee times. Like the time I was a manta ray, and you...yes, you...you were like a squid: slippery, full of life, living life like the next day was the sweetest apple you ever did eat. We had those times, and they're part of our life. The next tomorrow will be sweeter, but they will never erase the dream that was today.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I met Bardock one day while in a mexican jail. He dropped the soap, and the rest is history.

Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know...

Originally posted by Sanctuary
HOW COULD YOU. crytissue

You bad, bad man. weep

Shakespeare writes tragedies petpet

Originally posted by Röland
crylaugh

Roland always comes whenever theres a pussy around jockey

Originally posted by Mišt
Roland always comes whenever theres a pussy around jockey

Who doesn't? jockey

What pussy, it's filled with sausage in here. haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
What pussy, it's filled with sausage in here. haermm

Only someone gay as you would notice that. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Who doesn't? jockey

Thorrin jockey31

Originally posted by Röland
Only someone gay as you would notice that. haermm

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo

Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know...

Originally posted by Thorrin
No anyone with brains would notice. haermm

Sanctuary made an appearance. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Sanctuary made an appearance. haermm

Originally posted by Thorrin
She don't have brains, thats why she's with a German. haermm

Ohhhh burn. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He bent over to pick it up, I plugged him in the butt while TH and BF held him down. simple as that. 😂

You could have just asked me, you know.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Ahh, yes. Fish. Fish that taste fishy. I like. I very yes like. Soy maynee times. Like the time I was a manta ray, and you...yes, you...you were like a squid: slippery, full of life, living life like the next day was the sweetest apple you ever did eat. We had those times, and they're part of our life. The next tomorrow will be sweeter, but they will never erase the dream that was today.

Tell me more about his story, I'm interested to know...

You, Sir, speak in tongues.

It does not make me happy.

Originally posted by Thorrin
She don't have brains, thats why she's with a German. haermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could have just asked me, you know.

shock

😖mart:

When is the wedding?

In about 10 years when she's 18.

Originally posted by Thorrin
In about 10 years when she's 18.

That hurts my head. weep