i am not loved

Want one?

I'd better not. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and I'd get them lodged right in this region here.

Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.

No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month".

Men laying their trick-money down. Twenty dollars to pay the rent? Maybe not. Maybe instead I'll spend it on the whore.

I can practically hear you getting fatter.

Uh, uh! It's not over yet, Lee Harvey.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I can practically hear you getting fatter.

I totally just realized we completely derailed this pointless thread and made it even more pointless. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
I totally just realized we completely derailed this pointless thread and made it even more pointless. jockey

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Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.

And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.

Your friend is so shiny.

How many pots have you smoken?

You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.

Yeah, you should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "*Don't* lie."

[pause]

And that was a smart movie.

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman ****in' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?

Originally posted by gabrella101
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Jesus loves you. 😄