The Top Ten WORST Things to do during a Zombie Outbreak.

I'd like to see the Zombies shake, as I pump them full o' lead.

nice.

I'd have a total dance with the zombiez and send 'em straight back to hell with my pwnage movez cow3

12 guage ssg. .357 combat special.

BAZOOOOKAAAAA

and lots of grenades.

Boomsticks and blammo balls

Originally posted by Mišt
Kram3r goes down with zombies sly

Originally posted by Strangelove
Goes down on zombies too sly

Originally posted by Tattoo
That's definitely Kram3r. sly

Originally posted by Strangelove
Which is worse: going down on zombies, or going down on the dead?

Kram3r has done both sly

Originally posted by Mišt
Poor zombies sly

crylaugh

How does everybody know about my affair with the zombie cat from Re-animator? sly

Halloween makes this real.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

sly

If you believe you are already “that one asshole,” you should immediately leave your group. You might be able to pass as “that Kevin Costner anti-hero” if you’re traveling solo.[/i]

Kevin Costner is a God. I loved Waterworld! ✅

Nice one, although i was surprised to see that there was no rule for, don't walk into a crowd of Zombies anyway. 😛

hanuts

haermm That's some great stuff right there, Vinny.

Quite funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Quite funny.

Have I won? Yes.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

sly

The Top Ten WORST Things to do during a Zombie Outbreak.

[B]1) Don’t be “that one asshole,” in your group.

Textual analysis of zombie movies has proven that “that one a[i]sshole,” a character ubiquitous in zombie and survival horror movies, only stands a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end of the movie.

Later studies have challenged that figure, citing several movies in which “that one asshole” was one-upped by “the other, bigger asshole,” who then assumed “that one asshole” status.

What do these figures mean? Being nice matters. To dramatically increase your chances of survival, make sure you always have “that one asshole” traveling in your party with you, otherwise you might end up playing the role of “that weak douchebag,” a similarly ill-fated character.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you believe you are already “that one asshole,” you should immediately leave your group. You might be able to pass as “that Kevin Costner anti-hero” if you’re traveling solo.[/i]

vincent

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That's me! w00t

I'm that *******.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If there was a zombie outbreak, I'd arm myself with as many guns as possible. I would don motorcycle leathers, head to toe, and a motorcycle helmet.

I'm ready.
I have a katana with me 😛

FINALLY a decent guide to zombie survival. I get tired of those noobs that get killed every time the zombies awake because they thought that numbers>zombies. there are always more zombies than your particular army. Zerging them won't help, as they are the masters of zerg. ya, thats all I have to add.

🙂