Your first words when you woke up this morning?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Please jog my memory.haermm

It involved me, you and a waterbed. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
It involved me, you and a waterbed. haermm

You said those made you seasick.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said those made you seasick.haermm

You're thinking of Kram3r. haermm

"Go to the kitchen and prepare my breakfast, Irene"haermm

"**** I have to go to work again weep "

im SATISFIED...PLEASURE...

is that semen?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is that semen?

crylaugh

oww..dude your wet!!!whats that!!!

Originally posted by Leo.M
crylaugh

My aim was right on target! You moved. schmoll

nuh uh. ❌

Its okay.... the stain well come (vin) off. Dry cleaners. 🥷

"**** off". The phone rang. 😐

damn you scuba steve!!!

I rolled over and saw LF, then asked 'You still here?' haermm

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

My first words every morning. 🙂

Originally posted by Kosta
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

My first words every morning. 🙂

Yeah thats what usually happens when the first thing you see is Kram3r haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah thats what usually happens when the first thing you see is Kram3r haermm

Lol, pwnt. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, pwnt. haermm

Its also your first words when you look in the mirror each morning and realize that thing in the reflection is your face crylaugh