As long as you vote Republican, then you can get away with any sin, God will forgive you.
It's okay to be Gay, as long as you are not "out" and as long as you keep your gayness a secret, and only molest children in private schools...that's okay, but if you try to make your gayness public, and if you try to get married...that's blasphemy dude !
Usually God forgives Gays for a small donation of atleast $100,000.00 to organizations such as those run by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the like.
Just remember...God loves you
It's okay to be Gay, as long as you pretend you are straight 😉
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
As long as you vote Republican, then you can get away with any sin, God will forgive you.It's okay to be Gay, as long as you are not "out" and as long as you keep your gayness a secret, and only molest children in private schools...that's okay, but if you try to make your gayness public, and if you try to get married...that's blasphemy dude !
Usually God forgives Gays for a small donation of atleast $100,000.00 to organizations such as those run by Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the like.
Just remember...God loves you
It's okay to be Gay, as long as you pretend you are straight 😉
Have a little pent up anger there? But yeah, I know whatcha mean. Politics and religion are full of ridiculous hypocrisy.
Here is something I wrote in middle school....
Gays are okay
they are here to stay
just don't bring it my way
because I won't play
YAY!!!
"Flynt: More Congressional Sex Probe Names Coming" Associated PressBeverly Hills, California
–Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt reveled in Sen. David Vitter's admission of a "very serious sin" involving an escort service and said Wednesday he's got leads on embarrassing sexual activities involving other members of Congress.Vitter (R-LA) issued the public statement Monday after Flynt's magazine contacted him and said phone records linked him to a Washington, D.C. service that federal prosecutors say was a prostitution ring.
Flynt said he was indignant over what he called hypocrisy represented by Vitter, 46, a social conservative.
"I don't want a man like that legislating for me, especially in the areas of morality," he said.
Flynt has offered to pay $1 million to anyone who can show he or she had a sexual encounter with a member of Congress or a high-ranking government official. He said the offer has produced promising tips.
"We've got 20-some investigations that all look good," Flynt said during a news conference at his Beverly Hills office.
"We have got some high-ranking Republican and Democratic members of the Senate and the House," he told reporters.
"If I get just a couple of those phonies out of there, maybe it will be a step forward."
Flynt provided no names or details about the investigations. His comments conflicted with a press release issued by the magazine that put the number of investigations at "several."
Vitter, meanwhile, stayed out of sight Wednesday. For a second straight day, the Louisiana Republican was a no-show in the Capitol, missing votes on Iraq policy and leaving colleagues unsure of his whereabouts or his return.
On Tuesday he missed a committee hearing and a lunch for GOP senators attended by Vice President Dick Cheney.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone all week," said Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC).
A knock went unanswered at Vitter's home in Metairie, a New Orleans suburb, and telephone calls and an e-mail seeking comment were not returned.
Flynt said he was outraged over years of government investigations into his own life, and time he had spent in prison.
"This is payback time," he said.
"I'm not exposing anyone's sex life . . . I'm only exposing the hypocrisy."
Washington was rocked -- ROCKED -- this week when it was revealed that Sen. David Vitter, a Louisiana Republican, is a practicing heterosexual. The news came as part of a larger bombshell, as Vitter’s name was revealed to be on the client list of the so-called “D.C. Madam” (who is apparently not Nancy Pelosi, by the way, but a physical prostitute.)Vitter, obviously unfamiliar with how to react when one’s sexual identity is made public, immediately apologized and foolishly focused on the paying-for-sex aspect of the whole affair. He also used the word “sin,” which at the time that this column went to press, I was unable to find a definition for in my official media dictionary.
Contrast this to the way Congressman Barney Frank reacted when it was revealed that he was living with a male prostitute, who was running a gay escort service out of Frank’s home -- when not having Frank try to influence his probation officer or having sex with Frank in the Congressional gym (or perhaps it was the page in the gym? -- oh well, it’s so hard to keep our congressmen straight!). When caught, Frank ignored the whole whore-mongering detail and focused instead on declaring his true sexual identity from the rooftops. Once safely homosexual, Frank was immune to all other criticism for being a sugar daddy to a coin-operated boy-toy pimp with a felony conviction for “production of obscene items involving a juvenile.” I also believe that had Frank had a private sector job, Human Resources might have wanted to talk to him for inappropriate use of a company thigh-master.
Frank was reelected for life as a sort of mascot for Massachusetts sensibilities and declared “courageous.” Clearly, anyone who found Frank’s whoring a bit unbecoming of a public servant was a homophobic hater.
I would like to point out to Senator Vitter that the same opportunity exists for him now. David, embrace your rampant and unabashed heterosexuality and become a shining example of heterosexual identity. OUT OF THE BROTHEL AND INTO THE STREET! Too long have heterosexual males been persecuted and criticized for who they are. Dang it, you can’t control who you love, you can only negotiate a better rate.
After years of being told not to stare, not to make innuendos, not to make any particularly funny jokes at work, and to report to Human Resources for remedial Sensitivity Training and Sexual Harassment class, I’ve had enough. I want a protected legal status for my “sexual identity”. I want a bumper sticker. I want a parade, and dammit, I want to pick out who gets to ride on my float according to my blatant personal “lookism.”
There is just one word for the dark motivation behind Vitter’s outing and that is HETEROPHOBIA! There I said it. If this country wants to erase its lingering legacy of heterophobia, then I want heterosexual scandals to be treated with equal stupidity. Vitter must be re-elected, cleansed, treated with kid gloves by the media, and if he has a lisp then no one must ever make fun of it --EVER-- or else be called an ignorant heterophobe. Also, Vitter should probably have a marine sanctuary named after him; and why doesn’t this man have a design show on “HGTV”?!
OK, that last joke was just gratuitous, but I’m on an indignant campaign to have my carnal instincts recognized as an important topic for public validation, approval, and celebration. I have further demands: a return of “The Man Show”, the appointment of Leeann Tweeden to the Supreme Court (clearly a redesign of the robes will have to follow), and the reopening of all the recently closed New England “Hooters” restaurants (obvious victims of the culinary heterophobia of the northeastern elite). And basically, I want to live like a budget Kennedy and be told I’m good.
Senator Vitter, stand up for who you are (other than being a whore chaser, I mean), and lead this movement. Look into the camera and tell the world, “I am a Straight-American.” Don’t give in to the pressure of the heterophobes -- chief among which is Larry The Flynt, who when reached for comment while regenerating in a pit of slime aboard a hovering party ship on his home planet, had this to say, “Ow Argh… I tup myselp wi a tuna fish arghhhhhhhh….”
Flynt, publisher of Hustler (the trailer park behind Playboy’s Mansion) and all around great role model for children, claims to have been the one that outed Vitter in order to punish “hypocrisy.” Flynt may just be jealous, however, since as a man without any morals or limits he can never be called a hypocrite himself, unless of course, he suddenly judged himself disgusting.
In fact, I’m a huge fan of hypocrisy, since the alternative is apparently a world without standards for anyone, lest someone risk being called a hypocrite. Here is the difference between the average hypocrite and the average liberal: the hypocrite has the common courtesy to be embarrassed about what he does. The liberal thinks what he does should be taught to your children at school.
So I dream of a world with a bit more public hypocrisy.
I’m not defending Vitter; I’m just making a few observations on things. So don’t judge me, you heterophobic hypocrites. Celebrate my diversity.
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Yea yea.This is old news.When ever someone says they are not for gay marriage it always has to be in the headlines that person is a Republican and a christian.What does it matter?
I bet if a liberal was againist it there would be no headlines.Damn Dems.jm
so you're saying that the democrats made him put his penis inside a prostitute?
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Yea yea.This is old news.When ever someone says they are not for gay marriage it always has to be in the headlines that person is a Republican and a christian.What does it matter?
Dunno. Evidence of them allowing religion to influence them and thereby cause it to illegally be insinuated into the government. I suppose thats not too important.
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I bet if a liberal was againist it there would be no headlines.Damn Dems.jm
There'd probably be more.
CNN—Sen. David Vitter broke a week of silence on Monday and, with his wife by his side, denied allegations he had relationships with New Orleans prostitutes."I know this has hurt the relationship of trust I've enjoyed with so many of you," Sen. Vitter said Monday.
Media reports surfaced in the past week linking the Louisiana senator to a well-known prostitution case in New Orleans. Vitter attributed those charges to "long-term political enemies" and people seeking money.
"Those stories are not true," he said.
Vitter admitted he made calls to an alleged prostitution operation in Washington, offered an apology "to all those I have let down" and vowed to resume his work in the Senate.
Vitter, 46, acknowledged in a statement last Monday that his number was included in the telephone records of an escort service run by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, a woman dubbed by the news media as the "D.C. Madam."
In the statement, Vitter said the incident was "a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible."
"Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and from my wife in confession and marriage counseling."
The phone records were dated before 2004, when Vitter was first elected to the Senate.
"No matter how long ago it was, I know this has hurt the relationship of trust I've enjoyed with so many of you," he said. "I will work everyday to rebuild that trust."
The family-values Republican also addressed what some critics see as his hypocrisy, saying he's been "trying to live up to the important values we believe" since admitting to his mistakes.
"If continuing to believe in and acknowledge those values causes some to attack me because of my past failure, well, so be it," said Vitter, who does not come up for re-election until 2010.
"I'm not going to answer endless questions about it all over again and again and again and again. That might sell newspapers but it wouldn't serve my family or my constituents well at all," he said.
Vitter's wife, Wendy, told reporters she had forgiven her husband when she learned about the escort service several years ago.
"I made the decision to love him and to recommit to our marriage. To forgive is not always the easy choice, but it was, and is, the right choice for me," she said. "I am proud to be Wendy Vitter."
She also made a plea "as a mother" to the media to give her family some privacy, noting that reporters have been staking out their home and church.
"I would just ask you very respectfully to let us continue our summer, and our lives, as we had planned," she said.
Vitter said he was leaving directly from the hotel for the airport to catch a flight Washington to resume his work in the Senate.
Vitter had been in seclusion since his admission last week. He explained Monday that he and his wife decided it was "very important" for them to spend some time alone with their children.
Palfrey is facing money laundering and racketeering charges stemming from her alleged prostitution operation. She had denied the charges, saying her business was a legitimate, legal escort service.
Vitter is the first lawmaker entangled in the D.C. Madam case, though State Department official Randall Tobias resigned in May after confirming he patronized Palfrey's business.
Larry Flynt's Hustler magazine claimed credit for exposing Vitter's connection to the escort service, saying he came clean only after a journalist working as a paid consultant for the magazine discovered the senator's number on phone records released by Palfrey.
He admits to making calls to an alleged prostitution operation, but denies having relations with prostitutes.
Is that like, "I smoked marijuana, but I didn't inhale?"
Honestly, you'd be surprised to find out how many "straight" men engage in homosexual activity. Just visit NY
Visit the West Side Club, East Side Club, Club 20, etc.
You will see professionals, lawyers, clergy, etc. with wives, girlfreinds, etc. who take a day out of the week to come have orgasmic fun with younger 21 yr old latino men 😄
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Honestly, you'd be surprised to find out how many "straight" men engage in homosexual activity. Just visit NYVisit the West Side Club, East Side Club, Club 20, etc.
You will see professionals, lawyers, clergy, etc. with wives, girlfreinds, etc. who take a day out of the week to come have orgasmic fun with younger 21 yr old latino men 😄
Those men aren't really straight. They're either bisexuals, homosexuals-in-hiding or something else; not straight though.