The Relationship Thread

Started by 2D_MASTER7 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old.

That...... is fawking nasty.....

Originally posted by Mišt
Fail haermm

crylaugh

Originally posted by Röland
60% of the time it works every time.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther. So you know it's good.

😕

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
That's the point. I did ask her if she wanted to go out with me but she said I was too young & I think she likes me anyway though.

Tell her that you are the guy. And that you make the decisions. And that she's ready on Firday at 8 to be picked up by you. And that a blowjob is in order on the first date.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when I was twenty, I was shagging a 45 year old.
Hehe, now it is the other way around.

im single...........................................

Originally posted by gabrella101
im single...........................................
Yeah, and unloved. You told us.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Tell her that you are the guy. And that you make the decisions. And that she's ready on Firday at 8 to be picked up by you. And that a blowjob is in order on the first date.

Wow, you should write a dating guide. Very impressive ...

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I'm 13 (my birthday is in a few months) & she's 16 but her birthday has already passed so it's only a two year difference.

Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

i was just kidding about the unloved thing cant anyone talk a joke 😂

Originally posted by gabrella101
i was just kidding about the unloved thing cant anyone talk a joke 😂
Hahahahahahhahahaha

Oh hell can I...hahahahhahaha

Talk a joke.

HAHAHHAHAHAH

I am dying here.

Originally posted by Lana
Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

I agree, he should be playing football or with himself.

Originally posted by Lana
Aren't you a bit young to be caring a lot about dating people?

What can 13 year olds do on a date, anyway? Not much.

And to contradict what someone else said, being uncomfortable about an age difference does not immediately mean someone is shallow.

Well, I am sure he can get a hard on....I can think of a few things he could do.

Originally posted by Secretus
Wow, you should write a dating guide. Very impressive ...

It would sell well with the males, I don't see the female demographic be interested yet though.

YouTube video

Originally posted by TRH
YouTube video

Hahahahahah, oh Jesus Christ...hahahahah, OH GOD, OH GOD

Not the clip, you with jofo.

I didn't have an actual relationship until I was 14, and that lasted for a year and eight months. And then I got screwed, but now I'm in another good relationship that's five months and counting. Woohoo.

Besides those, I more or less get turned down every time, and if I don't get turned down, there's usually something terribly wrong and it ends by the end of the week.

Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
I'm 13 (my birthday is in a few months) & she's 16 but her birthday has already passed so it's only a two year difference.

Not really one to talk about age differences, but I'd advice you to wait a year or two, something like that.. Especially if she's uncertain.. Some consider 13/15-14/16 too young, while 15/17-16/18 is very acceptable..

Oh, by the way, 16 - 13 = 3 years....

Originally posted by Bardock42
It would sell well with the males, I don't see the female demographic be interested yet though.

I could see that being a problem with females, I agree. They would have to do all the work.