Batman vs Apocalypse

Started by charlemagne97463 pages

Batman shouldn't even be pitted against Apocalypse. Apoc takes this 10/10. All he needs is one punch...and Bats is dead. I'm sure he could manage to get that one punch in at one point or another.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Hell no it won't! durfist

Apocalypse's body is totally under his control and at least half celestial tech. Your puny nanites won't do jack. 2nd, what's stopping Apoc from making a forcefield, TKing the missiles away, taking control of their tech, etc?

And you're comparing Apocalypse to Plastic Man? Come on, you know better. They are vastly different kinds of shape-shifting. Your attack would stomp Plas, but Apocalypse can just remove the magnesium from his body or render himself unable to be frozen. Or he can mindrape Batman at the start of the fight, thus rendering him catatonic.

Are you and llagrok f*cking stupid? You can't recognize a joke when you see one?

Pity ftw.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Hell no it won't! durfist

Apocalypse's body is totally under his control and at least half celestial tech. Your puny nanites won't do jack. 2nd, what's stopping Apoc from making a forcefield, TKing the missiles away, taking control of their tech, etc?

And you're comparing Apocalypse to Plastic Man? Come on, you know better. They are vastly different kinds of shape-shifting. Your attack would stomp Plas, but Apocalypse can just remove the magnesium from his body or render himself unable to be frozen. Or he can mindrape Batman at the start of the fight, thus rendering him catatonic.

All that sounds purty, but where exactly is your proof?
When has Apoc done such a ridiculous thing?

Everything that gets debated about him, is based on theories, and bios (which are used to say he can grant himself any power).

What you said, is about as plausible as fatnude said.

Also, Motherbox ftw!

Originally posted by batdude123
Are you and llagrok f*cking stupid? You can't recognize a joke when you see one?

Pity ftw.

The durfist means I got the joke, dick. 😛

And given how much Apoc hate there is on here, you might actually give Batman a few wins. trickster

Originally posted by Tyrant
Also, Motherbox ftw!

Oh SHIT!!! I completely forgot about the mother box Batman has. 😆

Yeah, Apocalypse is fucked.

Originally posted by Tyrant
All that sounds purty, but where exactly is your proof?
When has Apoc done such a ridiculous thing?

Everything that gets debated about him, is based on theories, and bios (which are used to say he can grant himself any power).

What you said, is about as plausible as fatnude said.

Also, Motherbox ftw!

Which are used to say 😄

Originally posted by llagrok
Which are used to say 😄
Eh?

I deem this thread, entertaining

Batman being exaggerated as usual. The dude who couldn't save Jason Todd from a clown with a crowbar can take Apocalypse? I love Batman, but enough is enough with the dude already.

And I just redubbed Batman "The Dude" by mistake.

Re: Batman vs Apocalypse

Originally posted by don't shiv
Batman has 2 hours prep and all his tech

No Teleporting away for Nur.

Batman can teleport too.

Re: Re: Batman vs Apocalypse

Originally posted by Juntai
Batman can teleport too.

batman is very overrated

Poccy 10/10. Battyboy ain't doing crap to him. 2 hrs is not enough.

Batman batkicks a battable at Apocalypse. The power of the attack switches off Apoc's X-Gene and disrupts the Celestial tech. The impact of it reduces him to base atoms.

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
Batman batkicks a battable at Apocalypse. The power of the attack switches off Apoc's X-Gene and disrupts the Celestial tech. The impact of it reduces him to base atoms.
😂

Yeah Batman has 2 hours to wax his boots for Bat Kick

Batman easily

Kind of an old thread, but I would put my money on Batman.

That's provided if Batman has at least 6 months of prep with pre-existing knowledge on Apocalypse's biography, his powers and abilities and his history of attacks.

He could come up with a plan to trick Apocalypse to fall for and then win. I definitely can see Batman come up with something to beat Apocalypse, even if he had no outside help in the battle.

The OP says 2 hours prep, so wouldn't you saying that Batman needs at least 6 months prep mean that Apoc wins?