Your girlfriend/boyfriend has sex with someone else....

Originally posted by Schecter

I'm assuming you're saying you are in the stripey top and Smoker 4 is on your shoulder? Is he your sock?

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
I'm assuming you're saying you are in the stripey top and Smoker 4 is on your shoulder? Is he your sock?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because all people want their girlfriends to cheat on them.

😆 Very good

Originally posted by smoker4
Pet pet little side kick!

You take cum-shots in the face from Schecter all day and I'm a "sidekick". Umkay you're awesome.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Ha. That's funny.

I know. 🙂

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Take take cum-shots in the face from Schecter all day and I'm a "sidekick". Umkay you're awesome.

It's also funny because it's true, anyway goodnight, it's been fun for all I think.

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
And you'd know all about that right? 👆

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
I'm assuming you're saying you are in the stripey top and Smoker 4 is on your shoulder? Is he your sock?

ZOMG he's using that reverse psychology!

Originally posted by smoker4
ZOMG he's using that reverse psychology!

....oh I see, THAT is what you call it...

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
You take cum-shots in the face from Schecter all day and I'm a "sidekick". Umkay you're awesome.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
....oh I see, THAT is what you call it...

there there, you can be my little sugar b1tch!

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
You take cum-shots in the face from Schecter all day and I'm a "sidekick". Umkay you're awesome.

are you implying that my cock stretches across the atlantic or that i shoot my load like superman?

either way: yes

Originally posted by smoker4
there there, you can be my little sugar b1tch!

...."sugar b1tch"....... wow, I’ve never been so verbally devastated. You win.

I am choosing 'Cheat' 😑

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
...."sugar b1tch"....... wow, I’ve never been so verbally devastated. You win.

In your daily life? i doubt it but thanks for the win anyway

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
...."sugar b1tch"....... wow, I’ve never been so verbally devastated. You win.

so, if someone says "douche" you reply with something like "wow...douche...your razor sharp wit cuts deep. i give up".

thats the whole schtick? i hope you brought more to the internet.

Originally posted by dadudemon
They are both equal in my mind. I wouldn't be able to handle my wife getting raped, nor my wife cheating on me.

I told my wife that if she ever cheated on me, I would beat the shit out of her.(I am dead serious.) If my wife gets raped, I will hunt that person down and slowly torcher them to death. (Again, dead serious and pun intended.)(No matter what anyone says, I would track them down.)

Oooppps! She's overdue for a beating then... my bad.

Edit: "Our bad", it takes two to tango. If you like, I'll hold her down while you dispense your justice.

Originally posted by dadudemon
They are both equal in my mind. I wouldn't be able to handle my wife getting raped, nor my wife cheating on me.

I told my wife that if she ever cheated on me, I would beat the shit out of her.(I am dead serious.) If my wife gets raped, I will hunt that person down and slowly torcher them to death. (Again, dead serious and pun intended.)(No matter what anyone says, I would track them down.)

I would leave you 😑

Originally posted by Schecter
so, if someone says "douche" you reply with something like "wow...douche...your razor sharp wit cuts deep. i give up".

thats the whole schtick? i hope you brought more to the internet.

What would you rather me try and defend my internet ego like you do? Sorry… not everybody has an awesome reputation like you.

EDIT: I'm glad you "bring" so much to the internet, you shall never be forgotten at KMC.

Originally posted by dadudemon
torcher them to death

Is that a new word for fire torture?

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
What would you rather me try and defend my internet ego like you do? Sorry… not everybody has an awesome reputation like you.

EDIT: I'm glad you "bring" so much to the internet, you shall never be forgotten at KMC.

(more) Failed sarcasm for the win!

Originally posted by Robtard
(more) Failed sarcasm for the win!

Oh look, another champion of KMC .