Why do guys forget to eject the porn off the VCR after watching it?

Started by PITT_HAPPENS4 pages

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats like not having a computer.shock
I know, I get so ticked off with VCR’s pitt_fist I have 2 DVD players and a portable one but no DVR 😠

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There's a part of me that wants to ask you but, there's a bigger part that wants to keep the mystery alive.doped

naughty

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
I know, I get so ticked off with VCR’s pitt_fist I have 2 DVD players and a portable one but no DVR 😠

shock Come on man, get with the times. I installed a DVR directly into my computer which uses my 300gig HDD to store everything I want off of satellite.

Originally posted by BIIIIIIIIIIIIID
I found a porn movie still inside the VCR, and my friend forgot to eject it.
I liked Coupling.

Originally posted by Tattoo
shock Come on man, get with the times. I installed a DVR directly into my computer which uses my 300gig HDD to store everything I want off of satellite.
I'm old, I don't understand all of the new technology crybaby

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Originally posted by LethalFemme

I thought guys just licked their hands after they were done.haermm [/B]

depends.....me? well, usually I just......hey, wait a minute.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
depends.....me? well, usually I just......hey, wait a minute.

Self pwnt?

Originally posted by Röland
Self pwnt?
fukking femmey. she set me up, that vixen.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fukking femmey. she set me up, that vixen.

She is a tricky *****, no doubt.

Originally posted by Röland
She is a tricky *****, no doubt.
need to find her and pop her bra strap.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
need to find her and pop her bra strap.

I pop bra straps with my mind.

Originally posted by Röland
I pop bra straps with my mind.
herbshock

Originally posted by Röland
I pop bra straps with my mind.
I pop them with my TEETH.

Originally posted by Thorrin
herbshock

Bask in my glory. 31jockey

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I pop them with my TEETH.

I don't even have to grab the actual bra, I just think "Man I want to see that girl's juggs." and *BAM* the bra pops right off.

You and those Jedi mind tricks.

Originally posted by Thorrin
You and those Jedi mind tricks.
but then you dont get to TOUCH her. kinda ruins it.

Rolland likes to watch. jwank

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but then you dont get to TOUCH her. kinda ruins it.

How do you know I don't surprise secks her right after? jockey

Originally posted by Thorrin
Rolland likes to watch. jwank

It's one of my favorite past times. haermm

I just touch her through the FORCE. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Thorrin
I just touch her through the [b]FORCE. 😖hifty: [/B]
quite the unselfish loevr, arencha? 😉