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Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

Originally posted by Blight
HOW @#$%ING OLD IS THOR!?!?!?

well,to be fair he beats enemies by cracking them on the noggin with his huge hammer,Cap uses a shield and was encased in ice for yonks.

Welll-hung jokes>shrinkage jokes 😬

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Martian_mind
well,to be fair he beats enemies by cracking them on the noggin with his huge hammer,Cap uses a shield and was encased in ice for yonks.
Welll-hung jokes>shrinkage jokes 😬

His hammer is huge? When did that happen?

His hammer is tiny! Loki shrunk it...

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

Originally posted by Blight
His hammer is huge? When did that happen?
His hammer is tiny! Loki shrunk it...

If your hammers even half that size u'd be proud..

Blight Less than Newbie

You couldn't fit your hand around MY hammer.......

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

Originally posted by Blight
You couldn't fit your hand around MY hammer.......

Oh,so thats why they all complain thaty sex with u is over before it begins...

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Oh,so thats why they all complain thaty sex with u is over before it begins...

No... that's just because I don't last long......

Citizen V Senior Member

Martian Mind's jokes make baby Jesus cry 🙁.

And make me cringe.

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

Originally posted by Blight
No... that's just because I don't last long......

faster then a speeding bullet?

Thicker then a Brits plague?

Unable to stay rigid for a period greater then 20 seconds?

Blight Less than Newbie

Originally posted by Martian_mind
faster then a speeding bullet?
Thicker then a Brits plague?
Unable to stay rigid for a period greater then 20 seconds?

Oh don't get me wrong... I can go again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and 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I just don't last so long initially. Trust me... there are no complaints about that.

Martian_mind telepathy+debates+=Pwned

Originally posted by Blight
Oh don't get me wrong... I can go again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
I just don't last so long initially. Trust me... there are no complaints about that.

well,no one would expect you to be complaining about your own masturbation habitswink

Citizen V Senior Member

Originally posted by Citizen V
Martian Mind's jokes make baby Jesus cry 🙁.
And make me cringe.

Morridini Morridini

Originally posted by Blight
HOW @#$%ING OLD IS THOR!?!?!?

Two things:
1-Thor is a God and has been gone for about three years now. Steve Rogers is an ordinary man who just got hyped up on drugs and frozen down, his time is way past.

2-Thor is cool, Steve is a junkie.

Alfheim Junior Member

Originally posted by Morridini
Two things:
1-Thor is a God and has been gone for about three years now. Steve Rogers is an ordinary man who just got hyped up on drugs and frozen down, his time is way past.
2-Thor is cool, Steve is a junkie.

madfist How dare you sir!

willRules 4 8 15 16 23 42

Originally posted by Morridini
Thor is cool, Steve is a junkie.

Captain America was the living embodiment of American Patriotism, he'd have to be a junkie ✅ 😛

Alfheim Junior Member

Originally posted by willRules
Captain America was the living embodiment of American Patriotism, he'd have to be a junkie ✅ 😛

durfist

[BAW]Endrict Senior Member

I don't mind killing off charaters...Sups and Cap etc...but when Marvel and sometimes DC get desperate for cash they will sell you crap stories/deaths and that I mind very much.