Why is God so great?

*Prays to Pheonix* I worship you

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
*Prays to Pheonix* I worship you

Thank you. Now do my exam on monday. only then will you go to heaven and stuff

Originally posted by Burning thought
if theres sumfin strange in the neighbourhood, who ya gonna call?

GOD BUSTERS!!! 💃 💃

God is great because look at what He does to the devil:

Revelation 20:10
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever

Originally posted by Crimson Phoenix
Thank you. Now do my exam on monday. only then will you go to heaven and stuff

Why do you need to take an exam if you are god?

Originally posted by Crimson Phoenix
Thank you. Now do my exam on monday. only then will you go to heaven and stuff

OK

Y'know, this is technically blasphemous... cool!

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Why do you need to take an exam if you are god?

We're JOKING! GO AWAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FUN IS DO YOU!?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Why do you need to take an exam if you are god?

Because i'm the best kind of god: the one that takes exams

closing

This thread's pretty cool now, y'know.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Why do you need to take an exam if you are god?

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Because your God can't write his own damn book. 😉

OI!!!! If I can fart the universe into existence, i can certainly write my own damn book 😠

Originally posted by Crimson Phoenix
Hello? I'm not invisible. I'm the fookin ace god remember

God is invisible...God is great because He is invisible!

Okay, I am really signing off this time.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
God is invisible...God is great because He is invisible!

See, there you go assuming again: god is invisible, god cant take exams. GOD (aka me) is beyond assumption!

Now bugger off please 😄

If God was so great then why does the world look like it does? ermm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]If God was so great then why does the world look like it does? ermm [/B]

Because the devil is the god of this age (i.e. the corrupt world system of which earth is the scene of his activity).

It is easy to be great when you only exist in someone's imaginaition.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
God is great because He is invisible!

God is Great Because he is a Divine Homosexual Flamer Vampire who has a Gay son named Jesus Christ, and is so gay he creates Gardens like the Garden of Eden and promiscious little man whores like myself.