A Mad Lib by SelphieT

The words in bold are her answers she filled in.

Summer Camp

Dear Mom and Dad,

Camp is so gayly! The food here is really good, unlike that camp food Joe Lumphart told me about. We get to eat eggplants and bon bons every day of the week!

This week I get to try out all the activities and sports. We are canoeing in sodomizing water on Lake f*gatronetta. We also are learning how to dive off the disgusting diving board! I tried archery and I wasn't very good—I hit a fern by mistake. I'll practice and get better, though.

For Arts and Crafts, I made a clay platypus, a crackhouse out of mac, and a shelf for Mom to put her multiple richard simmons on. I even learned about whittling. I made a poop out of wood! Can you believe it?

I especially like all the friends I am meeting. Kids here come from all over the country, from as far away as Montana and Oregon. I am sorry I have to leave soon. I sure am going to miss all the fun I've had here. Maybe I can go camping in the backyard when I get back and pretend that I'm still at camp. Do you think Spot will want to camp with me?

Love always,

Lizadon

band camp?

Summer Camp. And it's just a mad lib...

I <3 Band Camp.

I greater than three Naz.

NO, SUMMER CAMP!

wait, maybe it's goat camp.

Originally posted by Barker
I greater than three Naz.

blush2 Does that make you 4?

Originally posted by Naz
blush2 Does that make you 4?

Originally posted by Barker
It makes me something. jockey

Something like what? jockey31

Dear Mom and Dad,

Camp is so Barktastic! The food here is really good, unlike that camp food Thorrin told me about. We get to eat Barkdonalds and BJs every day of the week!

This week I get to try out all the activities and sports. We are canoeing in cum water on Lake Barka. We also are learning how to dive off the barking diving board! I tried archery and I wasn't very good—I hit a bark by mistake. I'll practice and get better, though.

For Arts and Crafts, I made a clay Barker, a Barkbear out of mac, and a shelf for Mom to put her pokemon cards on. I even learned about whittling. I made a penis out of wood! Can you believe it?

I especially like all the friends I am meeting. Kids here come from all over the country, from as far away as Utah and Pewter City. I am sorry I have to leave soon. I sure am going to miss all the fun I've had here. Maybe I can go camping in the backyard when I get back and pretend that I'm still at camp. Do you think Spot will want to camp with me?

Love always,

Kram3r

jwank

Originally posted by Mišt
I made a [b]penis out of wood! Can you believe it?
[/B]

hysterical

Originally posted by Barker
I greater than three Naz.

Naz used a less than sign, not a greater than. Fail math much? haermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Dear Mom and Dad,

Camp is so [b]Barktastic! The food here is really good, unlike that camp food Thorrin told me about. We get to eat Barkdonalds and BJs every day of the week!

This week I get to try out all the activities and sports. We are canoeing in cum water on Lake Barka. We also are learning how to dive off the barking diving board! I tried archery and I wasn't very good—I hit a bark by mistake. I'll practice and get better, though.

For Arts and Crafts, I made a clay Barker, a Barkbear out of mac, and a shelf for Mom to put her pokemon cards on. I even learned about whittling. I made a penis out of wood! Can you believe it?

I especially like all the friends I am meeting. Kids here come from all over the country, from as far away as Utah and Pewter City. I am sorry I have to leave soon. I sure am going to miss all the fun I've had here. Maybe I can go camping in the backyard when I get back and pretend that I'm still at camp. Do you think Spot will want to camp with me?

Love always,

Kram3r

jwank [/B]

Isn't Pewter City the city with the Fighting Dojo where if you beat the leader you get Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee? Or is it the place you start at?haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Isn't Pewter City the city with the Fighting Dojo where if you beat the leader you get Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee? Or is it the place you start at?haermm

Brock's town ermmnone

Originally posted by Mišt
Brock's town ermmnone

That's right, I forgot about that. haermm

Why the f*ck is it a city? It has a Gym and like two other buildings. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's right, I forgot about that. haermm

Why the f*ck is it a city? It has a Gym and like two other buildings. haermm

Joseph Stalkheart: Did you try out for the puke in the school play?

Lizadon: I wanted to be Lead, but I didn't get the part. I don't know why. I wore revolting clitorati on my balls and rotten entrails on my hearts. Then I spewed my toes and sang “"I cum blood".” When I finished, Mr. Montoya chewed on the stage and told me I didn't get the part.

Joseph Stalkheart: You must have felt sad.

Lizadon: Not really. Mr. Montoya told me I could **** the curtain. That'll be a blast!