Originally posted by chillmeistergen
BIIIIIIIID, you love boasting about your sex life, don't you? You're not Alfie mate and no one's sitting at home going ''Jesus, this guy must be a cut above the rest''. It's pathetic and I believe a lot of it to be lies, but who knows you could be a right player, still, don't talk about it so much. Your integrity disappears the minute your fingers touch the keys.
i cant talk about my night life at work because im gonna make sex jokes and that might become sexual harassment. and i lost my first job because i tell them sex jokes and encounters.
so i type it here because there are no consequences of losing anything valuable.
Some strippers are willing to do some prostitution business after the club, but it's pricey, because they will stay with you not just after 1 bust, instead, theyll stay with you till the sun rises up.
But before they set up the date for sex, strippers ask if the man is a cop, because they dont wanna get caught in the sting.