I was at a kid's birthday party on Sunday.

I had a blast.

I ate some sandwiches, cake, ice cream, and drank some fruit punch.

Then the clown made me a "Aminal" Balloon.

I got bore so I went to the jumper.

I missed those days....

.....

When you were in the jumper, did you knock down any kids?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I had a blast.

I ate some sandwiches, cake, ice cream, and drank some fruit punch.

Then the clown made me a "Aminal" Balloon.

I got bore so I went to the jumper.

I missed those days....

.....

I'm going to go jump on my mattress.

Originally posted by Barker
I'm going to go jump on my mattress.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Haha. That's sad.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I had a blast.

I ate some sandwiches, cake, ice cream, and drank some fruit punch.

Then the clown made me a "Aminal" Balloon.

I got bore so I went to the jumper.

I missed those days....

.....

I never had a clown at my birthday parties.

Originally posted by Da Rev

Kids are funny and very special and are massively underrated as miracle workers

so um did you hand upside down and rap:
go shorty
its your birthday

dur

Originally posted by don't shiv
Kids are funny and very special and are massively underrated as miracle workers

Pedo much?

Originally posted by Da Rev
Pedo much?

Originally posted by Da Rev
Haha. That's sad.

Originally posted by Barker
I hit my head on the ceiling.

Originally posted by TRH
dur

Originally posted by Röland
I never had a clown at my birthday parties.

That's because you NEVER invited me! 😒

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
That's because you NEVER invited me! 😒

You're a clown for hire? oh

Originally posted by Röland
You're a clown for hire? oh

I was voted class clown twice in high school. 313

'Jumper' Is that a bouncy castle?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I was voted class clown twice in high school. 313

I was voted "Best Personality." 31jockey

I wasn't even in my high school yearbook. I didn't send in my senior picture. Though, it still should have said "Not pictures: Da Rev". Nope. Not mentioned in it at all.

I went on a massive jumping thing at a massive indoor kids playing complex, It was so knackering my heart nearly came out my chest.

Originally posted by Röland
I was voted "Best Personality." 31jockey

I was "Best Hair" diva