The Broken Arm Chronicles of REX

Well, I had my cast shortened today. The 4-5 words I said were...

*buzzes off cast*

Woohoo!

*scratches arm*

Oh yeah!

*moves elbow that has been in full-arm cast for 4 weeks*

Damn...

*puts on a smaller cast*

Shit...

My itches can be scratched, and I have more use of my arm, but my elbow hurts! The muscles in my arm have taken a nap. I tried to hold my arm up and it shuddered like the Star Tours simulator. 🙄 🙁

Stop your bitchin' Rexster, or I'll break your other arm.

😂 listen to the wanna be Viking from Minnesota

nice going rex

That arm still giving you gyp? Maybe you should get a new one.

yeah..i hear they make good models there....u can even bend them.

To! I don't want another broken arm! This one is bad enough!

go fetch us a beer then 😄

why don't you go fetch some gallons of beer... you gotta carry em with both your arms

I'll take the truck...

na-ah walk you must ... steer you can't

You're right...I need two hands for that. 🙁

happy 💃

mmmmm...beer!mmmmmmmmmmm

have you collected the beeeeeerrrrr jet??

do it or we'll brake your other arm!

I'll just rebuild my play-doh arm.

and what about your play-doh head

let's squish him 😈

Did I mention I'm dried play-do? Why squish me when you can crumble me? 😄