If Pokemon was real, which one would you want?

Originally posted by Barker
It's all about Teddiursa w/ Quick Claw, rejects.

It's just like you to go for the infants.sly

Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and [B]WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. 😂 [/B]

I choose the Pokemon that washes my car, vacuums my floor, and makes my alcoholic beverages.

Originally posted by Impediment
I choose the Pokemon that washes my car, vacuums my floor, and makes my alcoholic beverages.

She knows other things as well.lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knows other things as well.lookaround

hmm Does she swallow, though?

Originally posted by Impediment
hmm Does she swallow, though?

Sorry she's a spitter.😬

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knows other things as well.lookaround

Why is she grabbing her boob?

Originally posted by Röland
Why is she grabbing her boob?

To get you hot.sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
To get you hot.sly

It's not working, her face is a different color then her hands. WTF?! 😐

Originally posted by Röland
It's not working, her face is a different color then her hands. WTF?! 😐

Maybe she's wearing gloves. Sleep with her and find out.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maybe she's wearing gloves. Sleep with her and find out.ermm

She looks scary. cry

a pokeslut?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a pokeslut?

Pikachu gave her the shocker!

ZING!

The horsey one that's on fire. ✅

Originally posted by Röland
She looks scary. cry

Just do it already.sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just do it already.sly

Don't pressure me! 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Pikachu gave her the shocker!

ZING!

Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and [B]WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. 😂 [/B]

Originally posted by JacopeX
After narrowly escaping the embarrassment of having posted a Pokemon thread in an OTF, I ask you again, which would you want around and repeating its name over and over again and [B]WHY?.

I would choose Pikachu. It would be cool having a yellow mouse following me wherever I go. 😂 [/B]

Articuno.

Arceus > Mewtwo
Arceus > Deoxys
Mewtwo = Deoxys

I hate anything with a scratch attack... to many scratches as it is.

hmm.... Kangaskhan?

Who the **** would want Pikachu?

It's a rodent that would shit lightning bolts on your carpet.

HOW DO YOU CLEAN UP LIGHTNING BOLTS?!

Sure as hell not with Bounty.

with a highly conductive broomstick with a negative charge?