What am I going to do, you ask?
Well, first, I'm going to say to my brother "HEY DICKHEAD, I'M BUYING IT THIS TIME!!!"
Then he's going to come up with a plan. That plan is that since I have work the next day, I can't go at midnight, like he can, and I can't read it until I get home. He'll be reading it from when he get it to when he finishes, which will be before I'd be able to read it in the first place. So, therefore, I'm getting my brother to fetch it for me, and I get to read it at the first available time.
HOORAY MANIPULATION!