How old are you & how much do you weigh?

Started by Da Rev26 pages

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Lol thanks, dear.
Enough of this. When are we going to have kids?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I WILL turn this car around, dammit.

It worked (ewwish lol)

Originally posted by miss_swann
It worked (ewwish lol)
If they wanna go to wallyworld, they better recognize. 😛

wallyworld?

Originally posted by miss_swann
wallyworld?
national lampoon's "Vacation."

... 😑

Originally posted by miss_swann
... 😑

It's a gay pornographic film.ermmnone

no wonder none of that made sense.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It's a gay pornographic film.ermmnone
starring Barker and Kr3mer.

Originally posted by miss_swann
Anyway how old are you guys?

18.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I WILL turn this car around, dammit.

Oooh, we gonna go back home? naughty
Originally posted by Da Rev
Enough of this. When are we going to have kids?

Today.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
18.

Oooh, we gonna go back home? naughty

Today.

Boom Shakalaka

Originally posted by Da Rev
Boom Shakalaka

Lol. w00t

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I'd say I'm below average on weight, as opposed to Mrs. Piggy trying to get a rise out of me, but I'm about to ignore her.

Now I know you're ready for my babies. You have hips capable of withstanding the shear stress and impact loading I will inflict upon your body.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Now I know you're ready for my babies. You have hips capable of withstanding the shear stress and impact loading I will inflict upon your body.

Someones a little piggy

I'm 20 and I weigh 84 kg. ermm

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Now I know you're ready for my babies. You have hips capable of withstanding the shear stress and impact loading I will inflict upon your body.

One of my good qualities...*flaunts them*

Originally posted by Da Rev
srug I'd hit it.

You'd hit anything with boobs and a vagina.

Originally posted by Röland
You'd hit anything with boobs and a vagina.
He'd hit anything that moves ermm

Try kicking a stone, it's quite funny 😉

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
He'd hit anything that moves ermm

Try kicking a stone, it's quite funny 😉

Some people like that. srug

Why would I do that? 😛

Edit: That stone thing might have gone over my head.

Im 18 and the last time I weighed myself I was a depressing 10 stone. I've started to bulk up a little since then though.