World Eating Records

Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think.

3 soda crackers in a minute......looks easy but I don't know....

What about eating poo? maybe someone here could claim that record, possibly from Germany?

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think.

You are even more of a sick man then I thought. 😱 Which is amazing. 😆

Originally posted by botankus
Yes, I know this is a dumb topic, but I was wondering if there was a site out there that listed all the current world eating records. The reason being, I think I may have a shot with cottage cheese. I can eat about 8 dump truck's worth in 2 minutes. Or close to it, I think.

Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

Originally posted by smoker4
Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

Originally posted by smoker4
Could you get Pizza during the Depression?

You can eat pizza when you are depressed.

And I'm talking small or large curd cottage cheese. Lowfat or regular. Fresh or rotten. Bring it on, f***ers!

I can eat a lot of pickles.......mmmmmm dill.

Pickle slices or the tubular kind?

Baby dills.... 😛

sushi rolls. i could whoop a sumo wrestler in a sushi eating contest

When I googled "world record for eating cottage cheese" This page is the first result. I suppose that doth not bode well for your request does it? I shall continue mine search for the answer.

I didn't know Galactus kept records of what worlds he eats.

Originally posted by Mindship
I didn't know Galactus kept records of what worlds he eats.

Edit: or wait I know, maybe he's on a special diet, so is keeping track of what types of planets he eats..

Originally posted by debbiejo
I can eat 1/2 a pizza! 😱

Really? I just made a pizza today and I ate all but three of the slices...it was equivalent to a large size pizza. (Yes I am an "autotroph", I make my own food...)

I have always been fascinated by people who can eat all of that stuff. Did anyone watch that National Geographic show, "The Science Of: World Record Eaters." or something like that.

Originally posted by smoker4
What about eating poo? maybe someone here could claim that record, possibly from Germany?

Haha!

Originally posted by Creshosk
When I googled "world record for eating cottage cheese" This page is the first result.

That's pretty funny.

I'm starting my training this week. I just bought 1-1/2 pounds of cottage cheese and tomorrow night I'm going to try to eat it in under a minute. Don't worry, I'll have plenty of medical attention around (a.k.a. a toilet). If all goes well, I'll up the bar.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I can eat a lot of pickles.......mmmmmm dill.