Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by NemeBro
And what was he doing to himself? 🙂

Well he failed doing it hence his death, but despite my overall size and weight, my insane flexibility allows me to do all kinds of poses and stuff. Never done it before but I know I could.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]I'm hungry mmm [/B]

Originally posted by NemeBro
For? 😖hifty:

I was thinking the same thing too when that was said.

Food of course! What do you guys take me for? oh

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]Food of course! What do you guys take me for? oh [/B]

I'll take you for lunch, he can have it for dinner.

Honestly though, you look like breakfast.

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Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I'll take you for lunch, he can have it for dinner.

Originally posted by NemeBro
A hot Swedish girl? mmm

I can live with that mmm

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I'll take you for lunch, he can have it for dinner.

Honestly though, you look like breakfast.

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"It"? 😐

I hate that I don't have sound on this computer cry

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]I can live with that mmm [/B]

Oh I'm so sorry it's a song called breakfast and the guy is like claiming that she's breakfast. I didn't mean it as you exactly...just a part of you.

Here are the lyrics

Holla,
Yay,
Look here shorty,
I see you over there
Talking at Sean Pierre Le Douche
you need the gum holla at the real fat vibe Faberyayo
`coz you mighty tasty look
You lookin` real tasty
You lookin` like a meal
Matter of fact,
You lookin` like breakfast, *****
You breakfast
*****, you breakfast
You breakfast,
You breakfast

You the cheese on my baguette,
The jelly on my bread
The French on my toast,
Where the ho`s at
*****, you breakfast
Your breakfast,
***** you breakfast,
Your breakfast
You the cheese on my baguette,
The jelly on my bread
The French on my toast,
Where the ho`s at
***** you breakfast,
Yeaah,
You breakfast,
Yay!

Flapjacks baken,
Let me sip it ojay
Holla holla holla,
Oat meal and granola
You breakfast
Yeah *****, you`re breakfast

Eggs on the side up on look *****
Want scrambled over jam
Ho, you better `coz you breakfast
Yeah *****, you breakfast
Yay,
*****, you breakfast
Yeah!
You breakfastI may eat ya
Me do you in the kitchen,
Do you on the table
Do you from a hot meal walk
Sippin from you navel
*****, you breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast

Let me crack that chicken legs wide open
And get start over there
It`s said in the morning,
You tasty, you look like a meal,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
*****,
*****, you`re breakfast
You`re breakfast,
***** you breakfast,
You breakfast
*****, you breakfast,
You breakfast!

You ain`t got xxxx on lunch do
Oh, coz that other *****
Your girlfriend
She lunch
She be lunch and you know what
You ain`t got xxxx on lunch,
And lunch didn`t got xxxx on dinner
And dinner ain`t got xxxx of maled out munches
But you are tasty lookin`
Now holla at a pay
Breakfast
*****, you breakfast,
Holla,
Holla holla holla,
Own meal and granola
You breakfast,
Yeah *****, you`re breakfast
Holla holla holla,
Own meal and granola
You breakfast
Yeah *****, you`re breakfast,
*****, you breakfast,
Holla!

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Oh I'm so sorry it's a song called breakfast and the guy is like claiming that she's breakfast. I didn't mean it as you exactly...just a part of you.

Here are the lyrics

Part of me? 😱

Originally posted by NemeBro
You better. 131

I will. In comfort and joy mmm

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]Part of me? 😱 [/B]

I was gonna post a limerick here, but nevermind, it was far too vulgar.

You should do it anyway.

No, he shouldn't.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I wanna know which part. mmm

You can have a lock of my hair ✅

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]You can have a lock of my hair down there ✅ [/B]

See what I did? 🙂

I GET IT!

The joke I mean, not the hair.

See what I did? I makes a funny too!

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
See what I did? 🙂

Absolutely mmm

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I GET IT!

The joke I mean, not the hair.

See what I did? I makes a funny too!

A moment of glory.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
See what I did? 🙂