Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Sol Valentine3,949 pages

Listen, you better get your comedic mood back right now!!!!!!! Howard Community College or whatever the hell it is may be hell, but it shouldn't take your finese away!

KMC the Movie spoiler... A abridged and edited Harry Potter 1.
Out the 20th september

The movie opens with the scene where Dumbledore (Raz) speaks to the students (New KMC Members):
"Welcome to our boards! Please take the time to edit your profile to take full advantage of all of our features.
If you have any questions, please be sure to check out our comprehensive help section, as it contains the answers
to the most commonly asked questions. If you have any unanswered questions, then please be sure to ask here.
Also be sure to visit the Welcome forum and post a message to introduce yourself!"
*clapping from the students (The new KMC members)*
"You will be parted into 3 sections...
The inactive Game VS Section for the boring people.
The geeky Comic VS Section for the nerds.
Or the lame Off-Topic Section for nuts.
This EXTREMELY weird and geeky hat will decide your fate..."
*clapping again*
"First is Estacado"
First, Harry (Estacado) tries the hat.
"Extremely geeky... Tough in the mouth... Comic Section!"
Harry (Estacado) happily goes down to the Gryffinder Table (Comic Table).
"Next is Guy222"
Now, Ron (Guy) tries the hat.
"So much stupidity... I will randomly place you in the Comic Section"
Ron (Guy) does the same.
"Now Lethalfemme."
Hermione (Lethalfemme) tries the hat.
"Hmm... You sure likes virgins a lot, so the Comic Section is for you!"
Hermione (Lethalfemme) does the same.
"Next is Schecter"
Malfoy (Schecter) tries the hat.
"You are an randomly, arrogant bastard. Off-Topic Section"
Malfoy (Schecter) goes to the Slytherin Table (OffTopic Table)
*BLACK SCREEN WITH TEXT: And so continues the whole night... NEXT DAY!*

MAIN CAST:
Harry = Estacado
Ron = Guy
Hermione = Lethalfemme
Dumbledore = Raz
Voldemort = Judge
Quill = Xmeat
Hagrid = Shin Remy
Malfoy = Schecter

How bout you STFU? That shit wasn't intresting. If you're gonna try and make an ass out of yourself, go do it on another site.

Hahahaha... Nope. A movie based on KMC needs commercials on KMC.

Really, why don't you go make some gay flash movie? We don't need a KMC movie. Dumbassest idea ever. Smart move man.

Dumbass ideas are what made Polle Fiction... And thats what makes laughs🙂

Naive child.

Laughs are made movies or not.

Originally posted by dfsjkldsflkdsfk
MAIN CAST:
Harry = Estacado
Ron = Guy
Hermione = Lethalfemme
Dumbledore = Raz
Voldemort = Judge
Quill = Xmeat
Hagrid = Shin Remy
Malfoy = Schecter
I'm not in it? What the f*ck!? Oh, and guys! GUESS WHAT!? THE JUDGE SAID HE CONSIDERS ME HIS INTELLECTUAL EQUAL!dur

For reelz yo?

Oh, V2D, I'm going to Detroit nextweek.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=9474614#post9474614

Take a look, guys.

I say, get everyone who's expressed an interest to post in there. I've already stated that the idea has my support.

I posted, thanks alot Lana!

I wuvs ya's!

Thanks Lana. Also, is there anyone else here who actually thinks Mario has a shred of chance against Ganon? I warn you, if you say yes, I may freak out.

If I say yes, will you absorb me?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I posted, thanks alot Lana!

I wuvs ya's!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Thanks Lana. Also, is there anyone else here who actually thinks Mario has a shred of chance against Ganon? I warn you, if you say yes, I may freak out.

No problem, guys 😂

Shutup, I'm not done praising you yet!

You are a goddess among men..............and women
you are Lana!!!!!!

OK, I'm done.

I wasn't joking about the Mario and Ganon thing. ESB really believes that.

Well, be a fanboy and say Ganon is virtually unbeatable, but I say that Mario has a chance.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Well, be a fanboy and say Ganon is virtually unbeatable, but I say that Mario has a chance.
Wow, so I'm a fanboy cause I think Ganon beats Mario? Wow man. I never claimed he was "unbeatable" only that he would CURB Mario!

Post-Gungan assimilation.....

"Weesa da Borg! Weesa be assimilating yousa! Yousa biological and technological things be added to usses! Resistance besa futile!"