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Started by C. C. Cowgirl3,949 pages
C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF was that?

Wrong shockyes

Shin_Blax Restricted

crylaugh

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

It was the nastiest **** I've seen.

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

I am going to bed! Night all 😄

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

At 7:50?

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

01:50 AM here 😉

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

The **** where are you?

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Sweden 😛

Shin_Blax Restricted

I thought you lived in America 🙁

shin_gear Restricted

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
I thought you lived in America 🙁

aww hug

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

LOL

C.C. Cowgirl penetrated the hardcore shin_Blax.

C. C. Cowgirl Queen of Feuds

Night now lion

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Bye bye!

Shin_Blax Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
LOL

C.C. Cowgirl penetrated the hardcore shin_Blax.

Indeed..

🙁

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Go to Sweden then. You can live the rest of your life with her.

Now go follow your heart.

Shin_Blax Restricted

I would.. but I'd have to choose between buying plane tickets or buying Halo 3.

Microsoft wins. Sorry CC.. you get no chocolate thunder 🙁

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate😮K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate😮ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

haermm

😆 😂 🤣 😱 💃 ! Holy shit, that sounds like sumthin I'd say/do.
Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Damn, you are pretty hot.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Of course.

Violent2Dope Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
LOL

C.C. Cowgirl penetrated the hardcore shin_Blax.

As did I.😉

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

WTF do you mean?