Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

I'm not a completely bad person.

You're a COW, you're not a PERSON at all! D:<

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Frankly, her brother has likely ultimately done her a favour. Hopefully this will make her rethink her vapid, rotten excuse of a life. And by Lawd, she needs to.

I approve

I present the extermination of the moocows(reacted by their cow cousins, the bramins)

YouTube video

When I was younger parents were doing all kinds of complaining about video games.

But, I don't recall hearing about someone who played their GameBoy while driving.

I demand to see parental organizations for the banning of cellular telephones.

I just made fried chicken by accident. I'm awesome. Was good.

I lead an interesting life.

Triple post cause everyone's asleep:

Tonight's been lulzy.

Add me me on yur facebook, shin. Do eet.

I'll need your name. PM meh.

you look high as all hell in that picture 😐

I was very, very drunk that night. Also, my friends are bastards.

That is probably why they are your friends.

Well, I do count you as a friend. So, there seems to be some correlation between friends and bastards.

I am honored that you think of me as a close bastard.

Blacks liking fried fryed chicken isn't true.

I hate it.

The point wasn't the stereotype, the point was my friends are jackasses. 😛 Believe me, you're not the first black guy I know to not like it 😛 I personally love the stuff.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
Because getting someone grounded is one thing. Destroying ones life for many years to come is another.

(Because I must have the final say...)

What goes around, comes around, 7-fold.

Also, whores and whoremongers used to be stoned to death in biblical times. She should be thankful she was born in this day rather than that one.

mariofacepalm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I just made fried chicken by accident. I'm awesome. Was good.

How's that possible? Were attempting to cook something when all of a sudden, some chicken busted through your window and managed to land on a pot which caused it cook itself to death?