Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

That's because Dr.Doom is a comic book character. Standard comic book attire is brightly coloured tights. Doom could do worse than a tunic.

Standard medieval attire was similar to the tunic, though.

Yeah, but no one knows, or really cares, cause they suck.

If you wear a belt outside your jacket, it's a tunic. And it will look like that. It is not a skirt, just the edge of your jacket. But people suck.

Yes.

I'm gonna go get breakfast now, for I am hungry.

Hm, if you eat bacon and eggs, will the other farm animals think you're racist? mmm

I don't give two shits what those damn chickens think, and my fellow bovines would just think I'm a self hating bull.

you know when i was in Japan, i saw how they treat their cattle in Kobe. ya know Kobe beef being the most expensive in the world. anyway, Moo if you could go there and convince them you are of Kobe lineage, they would treat you like a freaking king. ...@_@ seriously its amazing how they treat those cows....

I don't need to be treated like a king. My purpose is to fight for JUSTICE!

Hey Moo, Any idea where I can get steak from?

ok. i respect that, but what about when your old and retired and nobody gives a crap about all the good you did...do you have a retirement plan? a condo somewhere? a brothel made up of beautiful bovinesses?

I'm pretty sure Moo's plan is to be Justicey either forever, or until KIA.
So, martyrdom. mmm

ahh noble cause. but i must urge him not to go to the dark side. i would have to hunt him down then with meh awesome street runnin skilz

I'd bust you both with The Fury. 😎 Untouchable divine anger! D:< It will be Ragnarok, and the world will be remade!

Also, I'm aware I just bastardised multiple concepts.

On topic from yesterday, this is one of my favorite Jackie Chan fight scenes. Mostly because it's fencing.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Phanteros
Hey Moo, Any idea where I can get steak from?

In hell. I doubt it gets much better than flame cooked over the fires of millions of people doomed to burn forever.

Originally posted by Maester_yoda
ahh noble cause. but i must urge him not to go to the dark side. i would have to hunt him down then with meh awesome street runnin skilz

You need not worry about swaying me to the dark side. If ScreamPaste cannot do it, you cannot do it either.

And as for street running, I fly.

Edit: Can you guys see that vidya? I can't. 😬

Nope.

Hmm. I need to try that sometime in my next visit in hell. First I need a Cow to slaughter with my new cleaver.

Any Ideas where I can find a good cow?

In this alleyway, where there certainly is no racially offended superhero waiting with a falcon punch.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You shouldn't.

And I know a life-size Goron implies it is made of rock, but it wouldn't have to be. I can't be sure, but I don't think that Gundam is made of steel.

Hey, I resent that. Gundams are made of super-ceramics or the fictional "gundanium alloy" 😎

Hey Yoda;
I will rip out your entrails THROUGH YOUR EYES and use them as reigns to guide you down into the lowest pit of Hades where I shall laugh at your calamity as Screampaste nymphs use their white-hot mandibles to slowly devour the flesh from your body and suck the marrow from your bones! 👆

Lol, jk 😄

No, Phanteros. No.

Reposting the fight scene. This one gets right to the action, but is a lot shorter and with worse quality.

YouTube video

This one is longer with a bit better quality. But it's in German.

YouTube video

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
In this alleyway, where there certainly is no racially offended superhero waiting with a falcon punch.

I want my steak now.