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Started by FinalAnswer3,949 pages

I have found proof that Link, is infact, Jesus.

http://www.freewebs.com/hyrulianreligion/linkasmessianichero.htm


1. Link was raised in obscurity. Akin to Moses, Jesus, Superman.
2. Is supposed to "Save his People" = "Messiah" "Moses, Jesus, Superman"
3. _Has to undo an apocalyptic event. Reverse Ganon's turning the world into his Dark world filled with monsters and demons and zombies. Ganon basically turns Hyrule into Hell, or a hell. Jesus reverses Death and saves humans from Hell.
4. Link has to Grow up to do it. He enters the Temple of Time and is sealed away for 7 years where he can finally take up the mantle of the Hero of Time and achieve his destiny. In the Gospels it seems that Jesus jumps from being a 12 year old boy at the temple to a 30 something year old man at the height of his ministry. I know that Jesus didn't magically go from 12-30 but that part of his life is not recorded.
5. Link originally carried a Cross shield, Cross=Christ. I know I have already said that this doesn't mean that Link is a Christian figure, but Link is an Icon, and as such relating him with other such iconic imagery might suggest Morality or Virtues that can be associated with Link. All I am trying to do is draw lines, not necessarily make conclusions.
6. Link dies and comes back to Life (often, if you don?t watch_his heart meter, its game over if you don?t have a fairy [conduit of the Goddesses' power]) who else is 'famous' for this resurrection act? Jesus._While Link's saving act is not necessarily related to his death, he does 'die' and come back for more, until he completes his task._
7. Sacrificial Love. Link has to sacrifice himself and his own wants and desires to take up this quest and fulfill his destiny to save others. There are 'women' who fall in love with Link (Saria, Ruto, Malon), but he must leave them behind to ultimately save them.
8. Link as a Hylian has Pointed ears so that they can hear the voices of the Goddesses. Jesus talks to and hears from God all the time. In Legend of Zelda:_A Link to the Past, in order to get into one of the Temple/Dungeons Link reads from the sacred Book of Mudora, takes off his hat, kneels and crosses himself in a Triangular fashion and prays. The Temple/Dungeon opens up for Link only after he prays.
9. The Items that Link uses, some of them could be symbolic, For instance: The_Cane of Byrna, looks like a Shepherds Crook. Jesus is often referred to as the_Good Shepherd. The Cane of Somaria for the same reasons. The Master Sword is a Holy Sword that is also called Evil's Bane. The master's word, Jesus' tongue is said to be a_two edged sword that cuts through sin. The_Book of Mudora is similar to a Bible. With the_Hover Boots_equipped you can walk on/over water for a brief period of time. Jesus could walk on water. Link tames a wild_horse, Jesus cold make the lion lay down with the lamb.

This is obviously the reason why the lollovelinkclub worships Link.

"cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! now we take a break to see what we have done!"

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
I have found proof that Link, is infact, Jesus.

http://www.freewebs.com/hyrulianreligion/linkasmessianichero.htm

This is obviously the reason why the lollovelinkclub worships Link.

Wanna join? That post was just plain epic enough to get you in instantly. ๐Ÿ˜

wtf i was assaulted by gay music when i clicked the link ๐Ÿ™

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
wtf i was assaulted by gay music when i clicked the link ๐Ÿ™

Obviously only the pure hearted ones can witness the true version of why Link is Jesus

This is why I quoted the reasons in my post.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Wanna join? That post was just plain epic enough to get you in instantly. ๐Ÿ˜

Has Link ever gone on a crusade against Kain and/or Raziel and won?

Yeah. But we failed to convert the survivors to Linkism. We still crushed them in battle. 131

The failure to convert the heathens displeases.

I shall join teh club, if only to prove to the infidels Link is GREAT JUSTICE.

Or something.

Glorious day. We also wank Ganondorf and pretty much everything Zelda related.
link-rape

Great the evil Linkcracy has a new minion.

its okay none of them are a match for my divine skillz

If NemeSis X stopped trying to spite Link all the time you'd see 90% fewer Link threads, and the club would just be a bunch of awesoem posters who happen to have shrines to the Zelda games in their rooms. ๐Ÿ˜›

Scenario just won life.

+9001 Internets

Truth. ๐Ÿ˜›

I think he may have just cured the "toon!" AIDS that had been infecting the forum.

Yar, the demon seed o' Davy Jones 'imself finally be uprooted.

too bad said argument has holes in it the size of... uh... a big hole! =D

i might crush it later ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Take your man-sig and stop your flannigan shenanigans. ๐Ÿ˜ 

Something about God of War 3 ending.

Spoiler:
How can it end that way? Him dying?

Welp. That ruined the game, damn my curiosity.

A fitting end if you ask me.