Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Scythe3,949 pages
Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I have something to tell you guys later...

Santa's not real, I figured it out.

Originally posted by Phantom Miria
[b]Your mother thinks that just because she is an idiot, does not mean she wants you to be one.

So which case of bashing are you thinking about? The "bashing" I have seen take place is inferior to things members has said and the moderators has turned the cheek to. [/B]

Someone never gave me a link to the site...

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You know what I find ironic? Moderators tell memebers not to bash other members but when they bash, it's all right. That's like my mother telling me not to drink alcohol and yet she's doing it (she really doesn't drink btw).

If you keep thinking like that, let alone posting like that, you'll be out the door. I've seen it happen.

*chaos space marine laugh*

I want to see an ostrich with its head underground.

Atleast one member of this forum is retarded and I kinda want something bad to happen to their hands.

I hate ostrich's. They attempted to peck at me for some reason. Stupid birds. That experience was almost worse than that time I got injured by a llama. Animals just plain hate me. It's like that time in Family Guy where Death walked into that pet store and all the animals got so worked up because he was there.

Ugh, Family Guy.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Atleast one member of this forum is retarded and I kinda want something bad to happen to their hands.

Poetic justice time, rage.

Poetic justice indeed.

so, i was playing the first level of halo 1 today.

i remember now why its the perfect game!

Needs moar Samus.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
so, i was playing the first level of halo 1 today.

i remember now why its the perfect game!

I miss Halo 1, AVP: 2, Pokemon Stadium 1, OoT and Majora's Mask.

Those last two are all time favourites of mine. /Hats off to the N64.

Oh yes. I miss my clear purple N64 controller. It broke when my cousin sat on it, fffffffuuuuuuuu-!

I loved OoT, but MM was so goddamn sad/depressing. B*TCH GONNA DIE IN 3 DAYS, Y GAWD?!

Atomic Purple*, my favourite controller ever. 🙁 Got stolen.

Both games are incredibly sad, really, but MM moreso. OoT always depresses me, haermm

Hey, *****, you're ten? Go save the ****in' world. By the way: I'm not your dad, and I'm dying, oh, and everyone will blame you. This new friend you just got? She's gonna **** off in the end, the princess won't hang out with you, and when you travel back in time, your deeds will be forgotten and you'll have nothing and no one, then go looking for the only friend oyu had, who by the way, left you, only to have to go through even more bullshit. 🙁

That was sad, but grumpy moon coming down!! Nooo! Haha.

Man, I remember the first time I beat the forest temple, and Saria's like "we can't live in the same world..." I was like:

fffuuu

Like, man. OoT Link's life sucks so much. haermm

Then in MM, there's this horrible theme of "you can't save everyone".

If you save Kafei and Anju's marriage, Romani is abducted, if you save Romani, the spirits of Darmani and co are never healed, if you heal their spirits, the monkey is tortured, if you save the monkey... So on and so forth.

Haha. Whenever MM would depress me royally, I'd put on that weird guru mask and dance.

For me it was the Bremen mask that helped. Marching around with animals following was win.

But man. That game was so depressing. The freezing Gorons, the child who loses his father, the father who loses his child, LuLu's lost eggs, Mikau's friends having no idea he's even dead. Godamn man. Nintendo really wanted to make you feel horrible.

I used to had Diddy Kong Racing on Nintendo 64 but had to throw it in the garbage after a baby puked on it. Friggin rugrat.