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Started by Pyron_Knight3,949 pages

Most every figure in Greek Myth is a douche. Cronus' father was a douche (forget his name) and then Cronus was a douche and then Zeus was a douche.

Kratos is a murderous scumbag who hasn't been sympathetic since God of War 1. His quest for vengeance has long since been forgotten and now, as Yahtzee said, he's just killing the people who actually give him what he wants.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Most every figure in Greek Myth is a douche. Cronus' father was a douche (forget his name) and then Cronus was a douche and then Zeus was a douche.

Kratos is a murderous scumbag who hasn't been sympathetic since God of War 1. His quest for vengeance has long since been forgotten and now, as Yahtzee said, he's just killing the people who actually give him what he wants.

Yet you see him saving a little girl out of kindness this time. If your refering to Hera, she had that coming for a LONG time.

But overall Loki is the biggest douche in Myth

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
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I don't like Kratos anymore. I mean, I never really did but now I actively dislike him. He's a douchebag for the sake of being a douchebag.

And he only won because of Cronos giving him an advantage and Cronos was handicapped from the start.

Cronos is cooler than you ever will be Kratos. Leave him alone you little *****.

Cronos got his shit seriously ruined. Kratos is the man.

Ha ha no.

Old Testament God.

Oh, you mean old fake stuff?

I say Set.

Originally posted by Scythe

Everyone, get in here. I still have tons of starters in case anyone would like them, as well as random other 'mons that have come to my possession. I have:

Charmanders
Bulbasaurs
Squirtles
Torchics
Cyndaquils
Treeckos
Piplups
Turtwigs
ExtremeSpeed Dratinis
Eevees
Gibles
Minuns
Plusles
Arons
Poochyenas
and Absols

I'm lookin' for pretty much anything I don't have, and there's quite abit. PM me if anyone would like to set up a trade.

Bout time, haha. There's some awesome games on the DS. I've been enjoying the crap out of Contra.

Bulbasaur and Eevee <3

Doubt there's anything that I'd have that you don't, though πŸ˜›

I need to catch a Ditto, since I plan on breeding an Eevee army. I want one of every evolution πŸ˜„

Shit got real

This might be the funniest thing I've seen someone say in regards to World of Warcraft.

"back in my day the level cap was 60 and we thought heroism was pulling a leroy jenkins"

Originally posted by Phanteros
But overall Loki is the biggest douche in Myth

Proof?

I also fail to see how the biggest pimp in mythology (Zeus) is a douche.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Proof?
Got Baldur's blind brother to kill him by using his blindness against him. Hoor gets sent to hell for it while Loki escapes.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I also fail to see how the biggest pimp in mythology (Zeus) is a douche.
He knocks up chicks that are marryed. for ones that are not, he doesn't call them back.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Got Baldur's blind brother to kill him by using his blindness against him. Hoor gets sent to hell for it while Loki escapes.

Set cut off Osiris' penis and ate it.

=l

The Titans in Greek myth cut off Uranus's (I think?) penis and threw it into the ocean where it became aphrodite. 😐

They did this WHILE he had sex with their mother, Gaia, I think it was. From inside!

And the castration cycle continued with Zeus cutting Cronus whammer off.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
You probably will get whooped. Some of the peeps I've battled online seem like they have nothing to do in life other than play Powkeymawnz. They have multiple shinies, the natures are exactly what they want to be, EV trained to the max and bred so long and carefully that they have perfect IVs. 😐

Oh shi-!

Originally posted by Peach
Bulbasaur and Eevee <3

Doubt there's anything that I'd have that you don't, though πŸ˜›

I need to catch a Ditto, since I plan on breeding an Eevee army. I want one of every evolution πŸ˜„

There's tons I don't have, lemme know what you're willing to trade.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I don't go anywhere close to that extent. I get a decent nature, maybe breed for a perfect IV in the most important stat, and I do EV train, but I don't have the calculator out while I'm at it.

Also, to hell with catching shinies. 😐 And for the record, it's so close to impossible to get all perfect IV's with the ideal nature that I'd safely assume hax on any pokemon of that description. But nah, I'm not supar hardcorez.
Eh, the "team" I'm running right now isn't very threatening, all UU/NU tiers and it's just what I'm using to beat Silver. Though, theoreticly I could have a functioning team within a few days if I get my ass in gear in Platinum.

but yeah, lookin' forward to it. Will PM you my respective FC's later today.

Alrighty, I'll look forward to that PM, and battlin' sometime.

Will PM you as soon as I catch a Red Gyarados with the nature I want. Side effect of caring about natures: Everything takes forever. I spent an hour just trying to get a starter with the nature I wanted. haermm But yeah. Will PM you once I do that. 😎

Alrighty, toot-toot.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The Titans in Greek myth cut off Uranus's (I think?) penis and threw it into the ocean where it became aphrodite. 😐

They did this WHILE he had sex with their mother, Gaia, I think it was. From inside!

Originally posted by Phanteros
And the castration cycle continued with Zeus cutting Cronus whammer off.

One tale from the African Yoruba tradition has Ogoun, the god of war and iron, raping his mother, Yemaya, goddess of the ocean, to death. The world as we know it and all the other gods of the pantheon are then born from her corpse's womb. Or so I heard... 😐

I herd Zeus even tried to get ghey with Popo and Hades. 😐

EDIT: What would be the ideal nature for a Red Gyara, Typhlosion and Sudowoodo?