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Not to mention she's completely useless.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kairi is like 15, point rendered m00t.
So is Sora. ๐Ÿ˜

Link in most games is not even that, neither is Zelda.

Also, Sora beats Link in that he actually has qualities of a character, instead of being some silent force of t3h gods that goes around and helps people and saves the world.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So is Sora. ๐Ÿ˜

Link in most games is not even that, neither is Zelda.

Also, Sora beats Link in that he actually has qualities of a character, instead of being some silent force of t3h gods that goes around and helps people and saves the world.

Nah. Link's actually a great character in that respect, if I wanted to be a selfish douchebag who doesn't save the world or help people, I'd just spend all my time being me IRL. ๐Ÿ˜›

Link's character as the selfless hero who ALWAYS gets ****ed over in the end, minus in like, Phantom Hourglass/aLttp, anyway, is winz.

also, Link in LoZ2/aLttP is 16, in OoT is 17 in the adult timeline, and in TP is probably around there, too. Also, gets stalked by a princess ftw.

Sora saved 20 different worlds >_> big points on the hero card.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Sora saved 20 different worlds >_> big points on the hero card.
Mario's saved several times that. And Link's saved two seperate universes as of the split in OoT, and the world in each multiple times.

Mario saves the same one over and over (me's think) and the most a single Link has done is saved the world twice. Sonic would be above that too.

And Sora's got more style~

And while im here, how do the damn summons work in the league?? >______>

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah. Link's actually a great character in that respect, if I wanted to be a selfish douchebag who doesn't save the world or help people, I'd just spend all my time being me IRL. ๐Ÿ˜›

Link's character as the selfless hero who ALWAYS gets ****ed over in the end, minus in like, Phantom Hourglass/aLttp, anyway, is winz.

also, Link in LoZ2/aLttP is 16, in OoT is 17 in the adult timeline, and in TP is probably around there, too. Also, gets stalked by a princess ftw.

He's a character in the same way a shovel is. He's a tool, a literal one of t3h gods. Sora saves the universe and helps people, but is more than just a mindless drone moralityfag.

But who cares? Honestly, who gives a shit what happens to Link, the glorified shovel?

K.

^This man is not part of the LLLC.

Stoic hero > Emo teen. Sora won't be around for long. Link is timeless.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Mario saves the same one over and over (me's think) and the most a single Link has done is saved the world twice. Sonic would be above that too.

And Sora's got more style~

And while im here, how do the damn summons work in the league?? >______>

Sora has no style whatsoever.

Mario in SMB, and SMB 3 saves multiple worlds. In SMG he saves literal galaxies.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He's a character in the same way a shovel is. He's a tool, a literal one of t3h gods. Sora saves the universe and helps people, but is more than just a mindless drone moralityfag.

But who cares? Honestly, who gives a shit what happens to Link, the glorified shovel?

K.

GTFO.

A shovel cannot move on it's own, or make the decisions Link does, and given sentience a shovel surely would not choose to have it's head shoved into the dirt over and over for no benefit of it's own.

Emo teen? :/

lol more then a plumber and a guy in a green tunic

I swear in SMG the stars end up saving everyone..

Link, the glorified shovel

xD

Originally posted by BloodRain
Emo teen? :/

lol more then a plumber and a guy in a green tunic

I swear in SMG the stars end up saving everyone..

xD

You can't appreciate Mario and Link's unique styles over the cliche anime teen hero set up? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Sora reminds me of Sakura from Card Captors >_>

Link and Mario are the exact opposite of today's common pretentious badasses. They do not need to go out of their way to look badass, they don't need awesome names, or spikey hair, or oversized boots, or ridiculous looking weapons. They stomp ass in normal clothing and stupid hats. Link's sword doesn't look overly extravagant or anything, but it does work, and so does he. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Also, see my post debunking shovel argument.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
^This man is not part of the LLLC.

Stoic hero > Emo teen. Sora won't be around for long. Link is timeless.

I have never been a fan of Link, Scream has always known this, I am a big fan of the games and Ganondorf is my favorite fictional character ever, but Link can eat shit and die for all I care.

I do not necessarily dislike Link either, I show him the respect a shovel is due.

Also, emo teen? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ You ever actually play the games?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A shovel cannot move on it's own, or make the decisions Link does, and given sentience a shovel surely would not choose to have it's head shoved into the dirt over and over for no benefit of it's own.
Link's fate is predetermined by the gods, he is their will. He is the god's tool to shovel evil from Hyrule.

Edit: For the record though, Mario is awesome, just not as much as Luigi.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You can't appreciate Mario and Link's unique styles over the cliche anime teen hero set up? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Sora reminds me of Sakura from Card Captors >_>

Link and Mario are the exact opposite of today's common pretentious badasses. They do not need to go out of their way to look badass, they don't need awesome names, or spikey hair, or oversized boots, or ridiculous looking weapons. They stomp ass in normal clothing and stupid hats. Link's sword doesn't look overly extravagant or anything, but it does work, and so does he. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Also, see my post debunking shovel argument.

Mario and Link are not unique in that they are the archetypes. ๐Ÿ˜ The standard for gaming heroes.

Mario is an awesome name sir. Link's sword glows nucka, and gets very extravagant weapons.

I've played the games. I just use the word emo a tad too liberally. He's a typical anime teen then.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Mario and Link are not unique in that they are the archetypes. ๐Ÿ˜ The standard for gaming heroes.

Mario is an awesome name sir. Link's sword glows nucka, and gets very extravagant weapons.

Mario and Link could only be considered archetypal because they were there before anyone else. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ And they're not even that. Find me any other gaming hero like Mario who isn't a Nintendo property? Also, Link's sword only glows on rare occasions, and is not extravagant whatsoever. It's very basic. Slighty decorated crossgaurd and pommel, ricasso'd and and a half blade. Other action heroes are actively designed to be "cool". Link just wears period standard attire and a silly hat. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Also, he's the antithesis to Dante. Serious respect for that. Also, glowing in appropriate situations isn't at all comparable to the gheyness of a keyblade.

Keyblade > Master Sword >:3

Originally posted by BloodRain
Keyblade > Master Sword >:3
You sir, are fired forever. >| And also off my Christmas list.

Zelda 2010 better be awesome.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Zelda 2010 better be awesome.
I have no doubts.