Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by Peach
Once should be more than enough.

And yeah, you didn't post it originally. So what? How does that make what you did any less dumb? If anything, it was even more so.

Oh yeah? Well you're a--Oh look a Haruhi Suzumiya music video!

YouTube video

*Flees while she's distracted*

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

oh... my god. >_>

i just walked in on my mom watching porno.

implications... unsettling. 😐

Peach mordrem

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Oh yeah? Well you're a--Oh look a Haruhi Suzumiya music video!

YouTube video

*Flees while she's distracted*

Better run faster, kid. I may be easily distracted, but AMVs are not one of the things to cause me to instantly stop paying attention 😛

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Oh yeah? Well you're a--Oh look a Haruhi Suzumiya music video!

YouTube video

*Flees while she's distracted*


Unfortunately for you, that song annoys her.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh... my god. >_>

i just walked in on my mom watching porno.

implications... unsettling. 😐


What are you doing intruding on your mother at this time of night? 'Tis obviously you at fault.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh... my god. >_>

i just walked in on my mom watching porno.

implications... unsettling. 😐

What kind of porno?

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

she needs to stop being cheap and buy a lock >_>

edit- dont know i ran away 😂

i hope she doesnt come out and try to talk to me about it

Peach mordrem

Oh god, I didn't even actually click the video and didn't notice that it was such a shitty song.

Nemesis, I ought to kick your ass for attempting to subject me to such garbage.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh... my god. >_>

i just walked in on my mom watching porno.

implications... unsettling. 😐

Whoa, does your father know about her watching porn?

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh... my god. >_>

i just walked in on my mom watching porno.

implications... unsettling. 😐

This hasn't been your best night has it?

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whoa, does your father know about her watching porn?

...why would her father care if her mom was watching porn? 😑

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Whoa, does your father know about her watching porn?

...oh boy.

Just... shush, son.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by Peach
Oh god, I didn't even actually click the video and didn't notice that it was such a shitty song.

Nemesis, I ought to kick your ass for attempting to subject me to such garbage.

Is the song really that bad? I thought it was decent.

Ms.Marvel Don't wanna die...

my dad doesnt live with us

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by Peach
...why would her father care if her mom was watching porn? 😑

If I was a husband and found out my wife was watching porn, it would make me realize that she got tired of me and she would soon cheat on me.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
If I was a husband and found out my wife was watching porn, it would make me realize that she got tired of me and she would soon cheat on me.

...so what's it mean if a husband and wife watch porn together?

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by General Kaliero
...so what's it mean if a husband and wife watch porn together?

Well, then the couple have a strange hobby together.

Peach mordrem
Originally posted by Nemesis X
If I was a husband and found out my wife was watching porn, it would make me realize that she got tired of me and she would soon cheat on me.

palm

Just... palm

One day you'll grow up and realize how little you know.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well, then the couple have a strange hobby together.

Or they are perfectly normal.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Strange to you, perhaps...

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by Peach
palm

Just... palm

One day you'll grow up and realize how little you know.

Or they are perfectly normal.

Not everyone has to think like you, Peach.

Bullcrap, I know plenty and no I don't think it's normal. Why bother wanting to watch other people having sex when you can do it yourself? You know why I watch giant robot anime? It's 'cause I want to know what it'd be like piloting a robot and if I can do that in reality, I'd go pilot that friggin robot and not stay in my room all day, watching what I could be doing right now.

FTR, I don't really watch giant robot anime, that was just used as an example.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Not everyone has to think like you, Peach.

Bullcrap, I know plenty and no I don't think it's normal. Why bother wanting to watch other people having sex when you can do it yourself? You know why I watch giant robot anime? It's 'cause I want to know what it'd be like piloting a robot and if I can do that in reality, I'd go pilot that friggin robot and not stay in my room all day, watching what I could be doing right now.

FTR, I don't really watch giant robot anime, that was just used as an example.


To get in the mood, laugh at the corniness inherent in porn, make a list of things to try to see if a) they actually work, b) they're any good, c) they're hysterically bad in practice...

Any number of reasons.