Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by CosmicComet3,949 pages

The conversion is happening, and I still don't understand it.

HM.

Time to measure your weeabo index.

Administer the test. I doubt that the measurements have changed.

If we find you are a Dante fan, we have to burn you for hersey.

Go ahead if that happens.... This shit is traumatic. I almost want to die.

1. Do weapons oversized to a ridiculous extent excite you?
1 2 3
2. In about what percentage of enjoyed media would you say the characters' hair contain geometric shapes?
0% 25% 50% 75% 100%
3. Is blatant disregard for the laws of physics okay, so long as it looks cool?
1 2 3
4. Are white, purple, and pink natural hair colours?
yes no
5. Is the underdog garunteed to win any fight?
yes no
6. Does super strength require any visible muscle mass?
yes no
7. Will a knife thrown at mach three still stick shallowly into a wooden wall?
yes no
8. Is humanoid shape an efficient form for giant robots?
yes no
9. Is mid-fight dialogue the best form of plot exposition?
yes no

^Go go.

When you see white hair what do you think?

1 2 3 means yes no maybe?

1 2 3 rate it from least to most.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
1. Do weapons oversized to a ridiculous extent excite you?
1 2 3
2. In about what percentage of enjoyed media would you say the characters' hair contain geometric shapes?
0% 25% 50% 75% 100%
3. Is blatant disregard for the laws of physics okay, so long as it looks cool?
1 2 3
4. Are white, purple, and pink natural hair colours?
yes no
5. Is the underdog garunteed to win any fight?
yes no
6. Does super strength require any visible muscle mass?
yes no
7. Will a knife thrown at mach three still stick shallowly into a wooden wall?
yes no
8. Is humanoid shape an efficient form for giant robots?
yes no
9. Is mid-fight dialogue the best form of plot exposition?
yes no

^Go go.

1. Maybe.
2. 25%
3. Maybe.
4. No.
5. No.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. **** YES IT IS
9. No.

So you're not a heretic.

Originally posted by Phanteros
When you see white hair what do you think?

Depends. If it's a male character, im apathetic. If it's female, its hot.

Pink and purple hair are indeed awesome, though.

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K, according to this your weeabo index is 7.

Originally posted by Peach
Pink and purple hair are indeed awesome, though.
I sense heresy.

Purple sucks on everyone. Pink obviously works on females only.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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K, according to this your weeabo index is 7.

Is that good, bad, what?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Is that good, bad, what?
Eleven or higher is a clear indication of weeabo tendencies. Seven is only a moderate reading.

Conversely anything over 15 is a sign of AIDS. 131

Originally posted by Phanteros
I sense heresy.

I like to dye my hair unnatural colors. Right now I have the front part and my bangs bleached and dyed pink, though the pink has faded very quickly (much faster than any other color I've done). Need to redo it at some point when I'm not lazy.

(Unlike last summer when I bleached the bottom layer and dyed it blue-green - some of it is still visible!)

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Purple sucks on everyone. Pink obviously works on females only.

Purple is the color I dye my hair the most, as it's the only color my hair will take without bleaching (I'm a natural redhead).

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Eleven or higher is a clear indication of weeabo tendencies. Seven is only a moderate reading.

Yeah that's about what I would have told you myself.