Originally posted by LLLLLink
I just had a pokemon battle with Cleverbot.
User: Lets have a Pokemon battle.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: You go first.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: We should really have a Pokemon battle.
Cleverbot: Really? I think not.
User: *Throws a Pokeball and its Dragonite*.
Cleverbot: *throws a look back*.
User: Dragonite: *uses Hyper Beam*.
Cleverbot: *eats acid*.
User: Dragonite: *uses Ice Beam*.
Cleverbot: *throws bananas*.
User: Dragonite: *burns the bananas with Flamethrower*.
Cleverbot: *Throws a tantrum*.
User: You might consider using a Pokemon to battle my Dragonite...
Cleverbot: Adopting a time machine? You know, you might think you are funny, but you are not.
User: F**k you.
Cleverbot: No need to be abusive!
User: Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
Cleverbot: Its super effective!
User: You're a water type?
Cleverbot: You're a water cooled chicken. And now I'm confused, Lucky said you were me, but I'm me, so am I talking to myself?
Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: My Machamp can really f**k you up. Are you sure you don't want to use a Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Can you give me a drink?
User: Blastoise! Hydro Canon!
Cleverbot: Charizard fainted.
User: Hurrah, I win.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Shut up and send out another Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Okay I give up.
User: You have no Pokemon left? Noob.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Owned.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: No, I wish I could stop talking to you!
User: Alt F4.
Cleverbot: How rude of you to try and trick me like that.
User: Shut up and send out another Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Sorry.