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I'm turning 18 in July and I my dad is getting me my first beer, want brand should I get?

Originally posted by Phanteros
I'm turning 18 in July and I my dad is getting me my first beer, want brand should I get?
Congratulations, young sir. This depends on whether it'll be your "first" beer, or "first beer he knows about or you're allowed to have".

Rickard's Red is a good standby, I prefer James Ready, but I'm not sure they'll have that where you are, also, 5.5 might make you reproduce first beer face in a spectacular fashion. Guinness is a great beer for someone who enjoys it's flavour, whcih you may not be yet, dark beer. Coors light is what my ex drank, and it's really easy to drink, but it doesn't really get you anywhere fast. So, over all.

Rickard's Red, if you feel like jumping right in to where the good shit is.
Coor's Light if you're cautious, or prefer a lighter beer.

HIIIiic

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
but yeah, I'm not really an alcoholic, I just like to drink.
"So anyway I was gonna go lay walls with my brother, but then we got hammered and it never happened."

estahuh

Read Batman Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth recently.

Was pretty gosh darn good.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Batman Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth

I would love to see this in a movie made by Christopher Nolan.

I go for Tequila.

I promised myself never to get drunk ever agayne when someone else is in the house with me. 😐

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I promised myself never to get drunk ever agayne when someone else is in the house with me. 😐

Just curious, what did you do while drunk while there was someone in the house with you?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Just curious, what did you do while drunk while there was someone in the house with you?

I kept dropping stuff, knocking over other persons drinks, and finally, dropped something on the birthday celebrant's cake. And it all happened when I was 13. 😘

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
dropped something on the birthday celebrant's cake.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I would love to see this in a movie made by Christopher Nolan.
Nah.

Would not translate into live-action that well.

Twas the first and only time I ever got drunk. 🙂

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nah.

Would not translate into live-action that well.

It's not exactly an impossibility for it to happen though. I guess it would be nice to probably see it in CGI and people were looking forward to that but turns out that that Arkham Asylum trailer was fan made 🙁

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Twas the first and only time I ever got drunk. 🙂

You said you were 13 when you got drunk. I bet your parents were proud.

Getting shitfaced every now and then is awesome. I still don't remember what my buds and I did last New Years. The more we see people who were there, the more they go: "Dude, New Years was awesome, can't believe you guys didn't get put in jail!" But I'm like, the hell did we do?! The more we ask, the more people keep thinkin' we're just kiddin' around, but I have no memory of what transpired that night. Prolly for the best.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You said you were 13 when you got drunk. I bet your parents were proud.

I got a sudden urge to prove my manhood early. uhuh

And my dad was already dead then. 🙁

How do you gaiz change usernames here? I feel ghey with mine.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I got a sudden urge to prove my manhood early. uhuh

And my dad was already dead then. 🙁

To prove my manhood, I stood up to the bullies in my neighborhood although all I did was kick each of them in the nuts and I was never messed with eversince.

Gee, thanks for bringing that up. Now you made me feel awful for saying that.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
How do you gaiz change usernames here? I feel ghey with mine.

Click User CP at the top of the page and it should be easy from there.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
To prove my manhood, I stood up to the bullies in my neighborhood although all I did was kick each of them in the nuts and I was never messed with eversince.

I think you're a bad of lies. estahuh