Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Peach3,949 pages

So, it seems people are determined to blow up the neighborhood right now, there's all sorts of fireworks going off πŸ˜‚

You sure you aren't just under attack?

whatre you guys gonna get me for my birthday? πŸ˜„

A middle finger. I already gave my best gift to Kal

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You sure you aren't just under attack?

Quite sure πŸ˜›

We just won the Stanley Cup. So yeah 😊

Do they just keep fireworks lying around or did they buy them specially for that?

What would they have done with the fire works if they lost?

It's summer. People always manage to have fireworks, even though they're illegal in Illinois.

And I wouldn't be surprised if there were people who made trips to Indiana or Wisconsin just to get some just in case.

And hey, next month is Fourth of July.

July is my birthday.

I'm thinking of doing a chasers firecracker race in my neighborhood.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
whatre you guys gonna get me for my birthday? πŸ˜„
*Insert sexual comment here*

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
whatre you guys gonna get me for my birthday? πŸ˜„
Could mail NemeBro to you in a box for use as a housemaid?

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Well, it's been nice knowing all you fine gents, but I'm pretty sure this ship is sinking. and by that, I mean, the world's gonna go kaput. The oil slick could make several species of plankton go extinct because no one has any intention of cleaning up anything but the surface oil, if this happens, dead oceans are just a hop skip and jump away. We all know what happens if that occurs. I also want everyone to consider the scale of this slick, in that there's debate on whether or not it will reach Canada, from the gulf of Mexico. Yeah. So.

I'm putting my chips down, Doomsday prediction: Oil. Congratulations, global warming and the impending flood, irrepairable damage to the planet, secondary concern. I say we just start WW3 and be done with it.

/Rant.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Well, it's been nice knowing all you fine gents, but I'm pretty sure this ship is sinking. and by that, I mean, the world's gonna go kaput. The oil slick could make several species of plankton go extinct because no one has any intention of cleaning up anything but the surface oil, if this happens, dead oceans are just a hop skip and jump away. We all know what happens if that occurs. I also want everyone to consider the scale of this slick, in that there's debate on whether or not it will reach Canada, from the gulf of Mexico. Yeah. So.

I'm putting my chips down, Doomsday prediction: Oil. Congratulations, global warming and the impending flood, irrepairable damage to the planet, secondary concern. I say we just start WW3 and be done with it.

/Rant.

I agree. It's all royally ****ed. We should just launch the nukes right now and be done with it.

Maybe we should just light it on fire and let it burn out, can't be any worse for the environment than an apparent inability to clean it up.

I recall a couple doomsday prophecies saying something about the oceans beign on fire, so maybe they'll try that before the end?

"Did you read the other article posted by someone else to this forum suggesting that the size of this well in the Gulf is either the 1st or the 2nd largest oil deposit yet discovered on the planet?

It is apparently estimated at 25,000 square miles. Keeping in mind that the circumference of the Earth is only 22,000 miles around, this would mean that there is EASILY enough oil in the well to obliterate all waterways with full-blown contamination."

From another forum. Lulz... Lulz.. Setting that on fire would be ridiculous. that would probably jumpstart global warming in a way no amount of cows and fossil fuels could.

There was apparently a big suggestion going around the internet to just nuke it. And I find this idea to be lolzy and interesting. Jon Stewart talked about it, and apparently doing that would turn a lot of the bedrock into glass. XD

There's a lot wrong with the idea of nuking it, just one being it could make more holes or the hole bigger. but who knows, maybe it'd stop it, the tsunamis that could result might even move some of the oil onland. When hurricane season whips up, I feel bad for Florida.

That's part of why I find it lolzy.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Well, it's been nice knowing all you fine gents, but I'm pretty sure this ship is sinking. and by that, I mean, the world's gonna go kaput. The oil slick could make several species of plankton go extinct because no one has any intention of cleaning up anything but the surface oil, if this happens, dead oceans are just a hop skip and jump away. We all know what happens if that occurs. I also want everyone to consider the scale of this slick, in that there's debate on whether or not it will reach Canada, from the gulf of Mexico. Yeah. So.

I'm putting my chips down, Doomsday prediction: Oil. Congratulations, global warming and the impending flood, irrepairable damage to the planet, secondary concern. I say we just start WW3 and be done with it.

/Rant.

Billy Mays could have fixed it.