Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Oh Peach the moderator,
You're as mean as a dictator,
Why are you so uptight,
When it makes you look so unbright?
People here enjoy themselves,
But you eat them alive like a pack of wolves.

Also your meter's off.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
The hell is this supposed to be? 😐
Shitty composition is shitty.

Okay, what about this one?

Oh Zelda and Saria,
How you've caused the land of Hyrule to be in mass hysteria,
You dumped Link's heart faster than diarhea,
You must've stolen the Triforce of Courage
To make things so outragous
Ganondorf's back and he isn't so happy,
Oh how he's being so sappy,
Probably because he didn't get his nappy,
Oh when will this song stop being sung by Nemmy?
Probably never but we'll never know,
But we do know Link will never be watching movies in the rows,
For they show nothing but romance shows,
They remind Link of too much sorrow,
He confessed his love and he was dumped and now feels like he's in the gallows

Couldn't get past line three.

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Originally posted by General Kaliero
In what universe do "selves" and "wolves" rhyme?

Also your meter's off.

Well they both have the letters "ves" at the end of them.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well they both have the letters "ves" at the end of them.

Holy f...

You cannot be serious.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Couldn't get past line three.

THE POEM IS NOT THAT BAD! D:<

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well they both have the letters "ves" at the end of them.

Love the stealth insult GK.

Congrats.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well they both have the letters "ves" at the end of them.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer

I'm now gonna have nightmares.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quick question ninjak. Kain from defiance or Link from tp who is faster and stronger iyo?

Originally posted by the ninjak
Kain would murder Link.

Get em Scream!

I think I feel another poem coming up 🙂

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Get em Scream!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well they both have the letters "ves" at the end of them.

drylaugh

Who taught you how to 'rhyme', boy?

This is actually my first time trying to make rhymes to tell you the truth.

You know that poems don't have to rhyme, right?

I...actually didn't 😮

Freeverse bro.

The lazy man's poetry.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This is actually my first time trying to make rhymes to tell you the truth.

You aren't doing a very good job at it. My only advice is to either stop, or read about rhymes (online pages can even work I suppose).

Originally posted by Peach
You know that poems don't have to rhyme, right?

This is a guy who assumes words that end with the same letters should always rhyme, and you are asking him this?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
WHERE?

OVAR THAR! *points*

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