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Sean Connery is superior to you, your face, and Mel Gibson.

Mel Gibson's drunked rage and messiah role creation > Sean Connery's beetch slapping prowess.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Feel the same way, it's what happens when you get old.

Who aren't I calling old?

oooohhhh...

I love you.

New Epic Zela trailer

Not falling for.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
New Epic Zela trailer

Considering that it links you to pretty much the most awesome thing you will ever see in your life, it isn't really "falling for", so much as attaining nirvana for the duration of the video.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Considering that it links you to pretty much the most awesome thing you will ever see in your life, it isn't really "falling for", so much as attaining nirvana for the duration of the video.

They both clicked it already.

You don't gotta be cruel and bust them out like that. They're trying to hide the proverbial moistness between their legs.

How can you expect them to not click it when you are busting out words like "nirvana"?
There's no shame in it, guys.

Mouse over said it's youtube, so I ended up clicking out of curiosity. Here's what I got.

5bVhPEwXfnk&autoplay=1

That was after I'd already made my E3 comment, however. 131 knew it was trap.

Oh meh gawd I am downloading something at 1.6 Megabytes a second.

That is unheard of for me on this shitty connection.

I remember the first time I saw this... Lol.

YouTube video

I hope SuperLuigi ended up with a sweet drill instructor like that for his bootcamp haermm

Edit: didn't werk.

"Steele stated that he is a Baptist, continuing:
“ Yes, I am religious. I am Christian, Baptist. I grew up in as close to a Cosby-show lifestyle as you can get. Doing porno, on a repeated basis, I am committing adultery; I’m not married, so I’m fornicating for a living; I’m paid to have sex, which means what? I’m prostituting by definition. These are things I have to reckon with my God on a daily basis. I knowingly do these things.

My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis that allows me to make porno. But I feel blessed. I believe I am blessed because I am meant to please one woman for the rest of our lives together. True, I haven’t met her yet.[3]"

😐

Yeah I think that's the universal reaction to such a quote.